Assuming time, money, living situation, and the law wasn’t a factor. I’d love a skunk. I’d name her Oreo and i’d love her and she’d be my best friend.
A binturong. They have a fluffy prehensile tail as long as their body and they smell like popcorn!
tbh, I’d rather be the pet.
My dead cat, gimme that little fuck back 😔
Penguin. No reason required.
Approve.
Evangelion fan located
Some kind of a wild cat like Ocelot would be cool assuming they could behave themselves but since they can’t, a normal house cat is just fine too.
It’s like meowschwitz in here
Apparently Cheetahs behave a lot like housecats if they are socialised from very young with similarly sized dogs.
- Fox (they are so cute)
- Cheetah (pretty and pretty chill)
- Snow Leopard (beautyful fluffy cats)
I want an emu. Specifically, I want to hand-rear one from the egg.
I’ve done this with chickens and ducks and loved it. Emus are basically just giant chickens anyway.
A human. But not in a way that they have any subjectivity. An illiterate, docile, and subservient human being that looks exactly like me and does what it is told to do.
I knew somebody would use this scenario to bring back slavery.
Do you want to volunteer?
Is there going to be creepy sex slave responsibilities?
Because I’m out if there’s not going to be any sex slave stuff.
Not into it, sorry. Maybe a few sex-related requests per year when I’m super horny
Good luck finding your slave. I just don’t think we’re going to be a good match.
Ahh thank you! Good luck to you too! Find the sex slave position that kinda fits you well
It’s the nature of the job. 🤷🏻♂️ Every good sex slave is constantly searching for new positions to get filled.
Is that what you think pets are? As the other person says, that’s a slave. You just listed all the adjectives a slave trader would have used. Trolling or psycho?
All the tags I’ve been putting on accounts here have started to pay off. Yours says “piece of shit” btw.
Lol, yours is worse. And now it gets “weird slave master” added to it before I block you.
Small dick energy
Can I have a pet human or is that too problematic?
It’s called having a child, and it’s a lot different from any other kind of pet.
Is this some consensual sex thing? If so, will you care for them and love them?
On the advice of my legal counsel, I am choosing to invoke my fifth amendment rights.
In that case, yes it’s problematic.
Assuming time… wasn’t a factor
T-Rex
My dog Denver, who died a couple years ago. She was so awesome, my little buddy. Lived 18 great years, miss her every day.
Sorry for your loss. I’m sure she knew nothing but a life full of love.
Red panda. I’m disappointed that I was the first comment for one
Capybara. Self-explanatory. It’d chill with me and my dogs.
I got to meet a couple capybaras on a cruise excursion. At one point someone in the crowd got rowdy and upset the male, who had to huddle in a corner and stare at a wall to calm down.
It was sad that we made him uncomfortable, but also pretty cute to watch him sulk.
My dogs. Because I loved them, and still do.
I don’t really have any firm beliefs in an afterlife, but if there is one and my dogs aren’t waiting for me there, I’d prefer oblivion. Please and thank you.
A common magpie, specially if it can come and go as it pleases and I don’t have to do much.
