Well somebody is suppressing their sexuality.
Sounds homoerotic, but OK.
Maybe “heaven” was spending 18 days with a Latin American lover called Jesus.
Great. Now the FBI is going to raid Heaven.
Mustang, so a horse?
Wouldn’t be surprised at this point if he hallucinated a fancy Ford.
True, although a smelly one if it was described as chock full of testosterone.
if christianity rebranded jesus to be an extremely male and extremely verile free-roaming horse I would have to seriously rethink my atheism.
Jules: You read the Bible, Brett?
Brett: Yes.
Jules: Well, there’s this passage I got memorized, sorta fits the occasion. Ezekiel 23:20:
There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses.
The impact cracked the then 20-year-old’s skull, causing a traumatic brain injury.
Fox News is like, “brain damage?! Bring him on!!”
Seriously, how dumb are Americans? It astounds me daily for some reason. How convenient that “heaven” is just like that fantasy novel that you’ve internalized and convinced yourself is actual history? I’ll file this with the people that have conversations with god
Someone with brain damage is a few steps above their usual guests
USA?
guy with mental illness having hallucinations is taken seriously
USA
Then jesus put his 2ft horse cock in his mouth so he could swallow the sins of man.
Maybe I could be a Christian after all
When I went to heaven it was all hookers and blacjack
Fox News interviews brain damaged man suffering from delusions
RFK went on again?
Will you guys just admit you wanna get railed by white Jesus? It’s fine. He’s a very attractive if historically inaccurate man.
Most of them want to watch their wife get railed by black Jesus
Huh, guess the Koreans are the ones with the correct depiction then. Go figure.
That’s just Sylvester Stallone circa 2010
Korean Jesus is fucking jacked.
Seems about as reasonable as any other religious claim.
Send him back, pls.
