People wishing to be one with nature don’t ever seem to realize that nature is brutal and horrific just as much as it is peaceful and serene. If anything it is more the former.
At least the animals are just trying to survive and procreate, rather than hoard more wealth than they can consume in a lifetime.
I’m sorry to know you are hoarding more wealth than you can consume in a lifetime.
I often hear people complain that billionaires could never actually use all their wealth. The hoarding of the wealth for their “use” was never the point though.
Its all a game of power, influence, and leverage over other people. If you have more money than someone else, you get the ability to bully them. So for a billionaire, you want more money than the other billionaires. You also want to deprive poor and middle class people of wealth so they have even less leverage and are more desperate than they would be if you simply had a lot of money, and not all of the money.
You can get a starving homeless person to do a lot more for you with an offer of cheap gruel than you can a contented peasant with a solid gold bar.
Huh, am I the contented peasant, largely by refusing to accept the bullshit of consumerism?
It seems like I really dont need much money to be happy
Very few people realize how much we can impact the system if we all just rejected most things it offers us and lived the simplest life we could
The awesome thing about it is that it saves so much money, eliminates a lot of sources of stress, frees time and energy. You could cut back on work hours or retire earlier too!
Honestly think we should be pushing more for a 4 hour work week too.
You don’t have to hoard wealth if you don’t want to. I don’t care for it and feel fine.
Me too! I mean, I wouldn’t be able to have any hoarded wealth even If I wanted to, so at least I don’t want it, so it’s fine
Think of invasive species or whatever happens when a balance in nature is toppled. If they would be able to hoard more wealth they would do it.
Shake a treat bag near a fat dog and see what happens.
Return as a yew tree. Come on, eat me fuckers, I dare you.
Fun fact, the English wiped out their yew trees to make longbows
We still have them, though I do suspect a lot fewer than would be there naturally. We have now wiped out almost all of our woodland in general.
That was my reaction. You could compare isolated moments from any two lives so one looks blissful and the other looks horrible.
Just like our lives, but at least theirs less to think about as a duck.
Yeah fuck nature. Domesticated cat is the sweet spot.
Outside free to roam a fairly safe territory and then snuggles and guaranteed food and shelter pretty much on command.
Ditto dog, but they’ve got a slightly less sweet deal.
Being a mallard isn’t bad … if you’re male (this one is).
Edit: Damn, that’s some nice ripply water.
Male Mallards rape and kill (not necessarily that order) other male mallerds too, not just the females.
Well, shit, good thing this is only three frames then.
I’m really glad humans are above all that.
Fucking love everything about this comic. And I’m sad that I can’t find an RSS feed of the artist’s content without looking to shitty social media platforms.
You want to be reincarnated as an Epcot duck. Sure, there are fireworks every night, but other than that, it is easy, fat, living.
Always to balance between starvation, predators and diseases - who ever would ask for more?
When I was a kid I was horrified by the idea of oblivion; just one day your body is too worn out to ever let you wake up again and you just don’t, no dreams, no fate, no long tunnel of light. Not even sitting around waiting for something, but going back to the place I was for all the thousands of years before I was born; not being at all.
I swear, the older I get the more and more attractive that idea sounds, and the horror is the idea of ever having to do this again.
More like trillions of years. As a secular person, I do still hold out hope for the idea of some kind of afterlife. Like maybe this is a simulation or something like that, and we’ll get to be reunited with all our loved ones and continue to exist, explore and try new things, read all the books that have ever been written, watch all the movies and TV shows, play all the games, visit areas throughout history that you could’ve never seen while alive, talk to all the famous people throughout history who’ve lived and died - you get the point - up until we tire of existence itself and commit ourselves back to the universal fold. Basically, the setting of the Good Place, once it was turned into the actual Good Place. I really hope for something like that, because going back to nonexistence bums me out, even if by definition we cannot experience it.
Meanwhile ducks are over here raping each other and they have crazy spiral dicks.
Spiked penises too.
I have to search the image about this, but you know the even crazier part is that female ducks evolved spirals in the opposite direction
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He became a male duck…
That’s why he’s happy, duck life
He got reincarnated as a violent rapist?
Yes, with a corkscrew penis
Ducks are pretty brutal to each other, worse than chickens even.
I’d be horrified, but maybe this guy is into it
You gotta wonder what fucked up stuff he did during his human life, to get reincarnated as one of the animal kingdom’s foremost rapists…
It’s bad knowing that they’re very much not alone among animal species who does that. So many raping animals…
Trump supporter.
duck. penis.
We had ducks when I was a kid, I know all about it.
They may be cute, but they are horrible creatures and I don’t feel bad for eating them. Fuck you, ducks. Little assholes
It’s really funny to see a bunch of terminal online people to one-up each other about how much they know about duck penises.
The comic is nice.
And they all think they are extremely original and creative.
Like a bunch of yellow snow flakes.
I love you guys.
Was so excited to come to the comments and learn more about duckrape.
Now I feel called out
I blame cards against humanity for entering that into our collective zeitgeist.
Nope. Get me back to the starting point but grant me my memories from my past life.
Forget duck, give me life of an Orca. It checks every single checkbox for a fun comfortable life.
- Endangered: humans won’t fuck with them
- Intelligent: one of the most intelligent animals on this planet
- Apex predator: we kinda take this for granted. I dont wanna spend my life being chased by hawks.
- No mosquito
- They have great social life
- I’m giant, I fuck with fishes, mom doesn’t tell me anything cause she too is fucking with the fishes
I am reading #4 saying “oh my god” while looking like the dude in the anti-AI memes who is stunned when the computer says what he told it to say.
Simple but beautiful artwork on this one, especially the “reincarnate-o” panel.
By coloring, it’s male. Þerefore, at least more chill þan female ducks have it.
Ducks dont discriminate with their corkscrew
Really? I didn’t know þat.
Holy, that’s horrifying
Equal opportunity rape birds.
Nature, as a whole, is a rapist, murderer, and cannibal far more often than not. Often all at once.
Edit: But there are also Quokkas, so it kind of evens out.
I’d also point out the Capybara who while they do fight are chill like 90 percent of the time.
Yes, it’ll be a bloody long time before I come back as a human, I’ll tell you that for nothing.
Potential titles for this isekai:
- Fowl Reincarnation: All I Asked For Was a Quiet Life, Not a Holy War Over Breadcrumbs!
- Pond Overlord
- The Demon Lord is Quackers!
- My Life as a Qillainess: Peace was never an option!
So I was reincarnated as a duck, so what?
If it was produced in the last ten years, is there any real chance it’s not your first option?
First or last are the most likely
60% chance of being the first, 40 of being the last, if it was made prior of 2020 then 2nd and 3rd are the most probable with a 45% each
