Relatable.
https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/62039417-wolfsong
You’re welcome
Therapist wasn’t prepared for that turn of events.
That escalated from therapy to wedding planning real quick 😭
Can I just say that I am absolutely loving this era of Adam’s artistic career.
The lady with the pen is actually the patient, who had delusions of being a doctor. She has been cured.
What’s the problem with wolves being fun?
What do you mean by problem? The session is over. They’re healed.
If a therapist comes with that two wolves thing, they deserve it
The first time I heard the “two wolves” thing, circa 2004, it blew my mind, so profound & thought-provoking.
Now it would feel condescending if a therapist threw it at me.
Why are we humans so grumpy & mercurial?
Dated a therapist for a while who had a large two wolves tattoo on her upper leg.
Ah the memories, such a hot chick.
fr, who’s your therapist? Andrew Tate?
Feeling better about your life because you’re not that guy
I fail to see the problem here.
That’s the problem.
Are you sure you aren’t the problem?
Pretty sure, yeah.
Inside you there are two problems
Can they fuck each other?
Yes, but at the risk of creating a whole new problem.
You saying his problems are hetero? I mean, that tracks.
Nah one’s an alpha and the other’s an omega. Unless you’ve got some beta ass problems, in which case you better hope those aren’t hetero problems.
They did, and now there’s soon a baby problem, then one of the big problems has to nurse it and the other has to get another job to pay for the hospital.
Next time let the problems have a platonic relationship!
Rookie number.
The therapist is perhaps tired of hearing the same story development as the girl always ends up with raunchy animal fantasies.
You like seeing animal penis too?
Human penis is boring when you see one every single day. 🤷♂️
Yeah buddy, nothing like some animal dick right? Just wanna suck that animal dick huh
If your immediate thought is to sexualize animal genitalia, it’s likely you who needs the therapist.
Right. I’m the one sexualizing animals…
I mean, you were the one thinking about animal dicks not the others…
Whatever makes you feel special
As opposed to plant penises?
I like eating fungus genitals…
Hoodie checks out
I need one
I discovered furries in 1998, and bless them!
There’s a Venn diagram between marines, furries, and rappers. They all tend to bark during songs.
DMX was a furry?
X gonna give it to ya!
Session is over? Good, I can resume my yaoi.
Youtube has recently been recommending this ancient yaoi artifact. I just think anyone nostalgic for old yaoi culture needs to see it.
I’m sorry ma’am, but this session has only just begun.
Pretty sure my therapist would be trying to find a way to make the metaphor adaptive and helpful, trying to work with how I think about things lol
Hes a good therapist :)
