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shittydwarf@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 6 days ago

Today is the day

sh.itjust.works

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Today is the day

sh.itjust.works

shittydwarf@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 6 days ago
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  • potoooooooo ✅️@lemmy.world
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    5 days ago

    It’s been a tough week for us all.

  • Wolf@lemmy.today
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    5 days ago

    Chuck Fuck Norris

  • Fmstrat@lemmy.world
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    A true shitpost?

    Chuck Norris’ brand of toilet paper failed.

    It wouldn’t take shit from anybody.

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  • Krudler@lemmy.world
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    Chuck Norris is an asshole

    https://youtu.be/1pnFg0Sp2Xw

    • Akasazh@lemmy.world
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      5 days ago

      was

  • Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca
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    6 days ago

    Barrens Chat must be fucking nuts right now…

  • mouse@piefed.world
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    chuck norris sucks. bye bitch.

  • ClownStatue@piefed.social
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    Yup

  • Pommes_für_dein_Balg@feddit.org
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    I just tried to google Chuck Norris but my phone autocorrected to Chuck Biceps.

  • Ignis@lemmy.today
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      I mean all had been said about Norris, but I kinda would like for his remains to be taxidermied by Chuck Testa

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    Yay one less nazi! FTG!

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    • driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br
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      Just send this meme to my group of friends chat and just now they discovered that he was a piece of shit.

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    Oh noo, it was bad enough the first time around.
    The silly jokes spread to boomers & just wouldn’t die, unlike Norris.

  • TrackinDaKraken@lemmy.world
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    I plan to celebrate when Trump dies. This man was no better. Good riddance.

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    Chuck Norris bout to roundhouse kick god for fucking it all up.

    • merc@sh.itjust.works
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      If Jesus was truly the son of god / some aspect of a god and hell exists, that’s where Chuck Norris is.

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