If you put fresh shit in a closed box, it will still stink up the whole room, but the shit in my ass will barely stink even if my ass is on your face, although there is a hole there. Why
If you leave your mouth open for long enough, you break the vacuum holding the shit and piss stink in and you’ll start smelling.
Hold on, you all don’t smell like shit too?
When you’re dead I’m sure it will be noticeable.
Your rectum is fairly airtight is my guess, boxes not so much. Can’t believe that’s a sentence I’ve now typed.
I think this would easily qualify for !brandnewsentence@lemmy.world
Otherwise we’d all constantly smell like fart. Cause a fart is just opening that hole and pushing air out.
(… or maybe we do smell like fart constantly and just don’t know cause we don’t smell smells that constantly hit our nose)
Use an airtight box??
They still stink if you let some air through by farting. Boxes are rarely airtight, whereas assholes usually are.
Source: I have a plastic box that I often put some acetone in. And sometimes I fart. The two are not related.
I have shit in a box. And then I mailed it. The room stunk for a while, but after I sealed up the container it went away. It still stunk worse than a fart.
Cologuard is wack.
I would think a box intended for mailing a turd would be built to contain the smell.
Yeah, but you still have to close the lid first. 🤮
*Notes* Posession of box of acetone… does NOT… make farts happen.
Possibly because I also have a small fan running inside the box
Damn all these variables!
Sphincters and seals: they do a good job! Not fun to think about, but that’s why when someone shits their pants, or dies and voids their bowels, it’s immediately obvious.
I heard a paramedic from a tv show says dead people cant fart because they need to be able to clench their asshole to release it, but i dont get how they can void their bowels since you pretty much need to be able to do the same thing to shit it seems
This sounds not right? Don’t you need to unclench to release stuff?
Your asshole isn’t just open all the time. And even then, there are a couple of gates (sphincters) that prevent a straight through passage from your bowels to the outside of your body.
And the rest of your body is reasonably water proof and gas proof. Whatever is on one side of a membrane, is not allowed to cross to the other side. Actually, your body is working hard to keep it that way. If something is allowed to cross that border, it’s an exception and it’s highly regulated.
If your body was like a shoe box you would bleed to death. put shit in a ziplock back and then a cooler and you would be hard pressed to notice a smell for days.
They do. You just aren’t inside yourself.
Best question in this sub so far
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I appreciate your presence on this website a lot and that’s a genuine sentiment. Most of your other posts are pretty bleak (and I appreciate them too) but this one got a good giggle out of me xD “Why” lol
Thank you🥺
