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nymnympseudonym@piefed.social to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 10 hours ago

An actual headline someone spent money to advertise

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An actual headline someone spent money to advertise

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nymnympseudonym@piefed.social to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 10 hours ago
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    BBC discovery rails Trump!

    Trump is subdued by BBC!

    Trump’s says he can take on BBC!

    BBC forces Trump to come!

    BBC penetrates Trump’s Inner Circle!

    Trump can’t take BBC pressure!

    Trump takes BBC head on and chokes!

    BBC bottoms out and Trump powers through!

    BBC stretches Trump thin after intercourse!

    Trump butthurt by BBC slam!

    Trump’s long history taking on BBC revealed!

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    Only openining up I want is an ortopsy.

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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    Bend over and spread them cheeks.

  • Sarothazrom@lemmy.world
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    well it is locktober after all 😳

  • mangaskahn@lemmy.world
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    They knew

    • halcyoncmdr@piefed.social
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      100%

      My expectation is that when these opportunities arise, it is the responsibility of the writer to use that headline.

    • SeeMarkFly@lemmy.ml
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      That’s the fun part, Trump is the ONLY one that will NEVER know.

      • horn_e4_beaver@discuss.tchncs.de
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        Nah, I think Trump is in to dudes.

      • kingofras@lemmy.world
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        Katie is still ruffling through her notes

        • thisisbutaname@discuss.tchncs.de
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          Didn’t he fire her already?

    • SwingingTheLamp@piefed.zip
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      Naw, the picture is just a coincidence.

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    I needed to go to the comments to find out what was wrong with the headline, looked completely fine to me. Either I’m too autistic or yall need jeezus.

    • Fushuan [he/him]@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      It looks like he’s eating the mike. BBC, Big Black Cock, mike is black…

      This is called a double entendre.

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      yall need jeezus

      Does this Jeezus have the BBC?

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        Tap for Explanation if needed

        The character was named Big Dick Buster.

    • SeeMarkFly@lemmy.ml
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      Jesus fixes headlines???

  • Ariselas@piefed.ca
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    They knew what they were doing

    • magnetosphere@fedia.io
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      And I love them for it

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    Phrasing 🤣

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      Are we still doing that?

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        Title of your sex tape

      • andyc@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        I have a friend called Lana.

        • dustycups@aussie.zone
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          LANA

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    He’s been talking a lot about men’s asses lately.

    • Tollana1234567@lemmy.today
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      and thier hefty penises, its almost never a small pp of republicans.

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      He’s been doing that for a long time

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        he does make that double jerk motion alot, alternating.

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          It’s fun to stay at the

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    Court rules Trump must gape for prosecution

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      you misspelled prostitution

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    Lindsey would be proud

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      definitely had all those male escorts of course.

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    Oh myyyyy

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    Day new.

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