Alcohol doesn’t help. Neither does the drugs. Try eating 6 devilled eggs
Eggs come in a dozen. 24 deviled eggs at a time or u playin
oh man I wish. I have a “tesco express” here, which means everything’s packaged smaller and double the price of a normal tesco
You will absolutely not regret eating 7 devilled eggs
Your life will be so much better after eating 8 deviled eggs
Your life may even peak at 9 deviled eggs
Eh, why not, why shouldn’t I have a 10th deviled egg?
I mean, the whole dozen is right there.
Better yet, a bakers dozen, just to be sure.
Nobody wants to admit they ate 9 deviled eggs
Damn it Ricky
Instructions unclear. Ate the devils ass
That’s the vegan variant
I find that 30-40 olives get me in the right place when I’m in the pits
hold your olives
Instead of eating 6 devilled eggs, Try drinking a jug of eggnog!
No no, reading between the lines, happiness comes from having a small dick and a huge truck.
Look, I can’t really finance a bigger dick.
But the truck? Dealership said I qualify for a 128 month, $0 down loan at $1200 a month! I’d be stupid to turn that down!
It’s practically free money, and at the end of the lease you can just give it back at no charge and invest in an even bigger truck
A reminder to not take life advice from the image posts in a shitposting forum
I’m also not going to take advice from OP in the fucking comments section, now where’s the booze, shithead
Sorry buddy, I drank it.
You dranked all of it?
Yeah that image looks like a Ford when it should be a Dodge.
skeptical face…
I don’t see a river anywhere in that picture!
that seems like you just want to be boring.
I fucking hate those pickups. Most likely to be driven by a drunk driving maga. And also NEVER pulled over for anything because the cops are the same kids from high school in a nothing town they never left.
this is incredibly fucked up. like you’ve never heard of cannabis.
“Alcohol. The cause of, and solution to all of life’s problems.” ~Homer, the philosopher.
If you’re not good in relationships, it’s best to figure that out, and accept it sooner rather than later. Also, blaming the end of a relationship entirely on the other person, and going on blissfully unaware of your own issues is a good way to repeat your failures. It takes two to tango, take responsibility for your half of the relationship and your mistakes. Decide whether you want to change those things about yourself, if that’s even possible, and be aware of what you do in relationships when picking your next potential mate.
Depression comes from alcohol, but the sentiment is correct.
You can only love others when you love yourself first. Happiness comes with love.
True happiness is when you enter a relationship and she chides you for buying your alcohol in small amounts every day and streamlines bulk purchases to save money. I love her with all my heart.
Also, a cold water bidet on a hot summer day. It’s like brushing your butthole’s teeth.
