Bad news, I don’t think it’s mild cheddar anymore
Mmmm extra mature
Do not eat green cheese.
It’s not too bad if you scramble it into your green eggs. It pairs exceptionally with green ham.
Be sure to ask for the green coffin at your green funeral.
You have pleasant hands.
Not sure what goes on in Jin’s cheese pantry.
Still more cultured than the US.
~pls ignore, this is just rage bait. Have a nice day.~
Hey, I’ve got plenty of culture. Proper gaming culture - that is, tabletop, board, and single player video gaming, not online competitive bullshit that’s played by the kind of people who used to torment real gamers before the current era of FIFA, COD, MOBAs, and multiplayer in general.
Okay, fair. You get a pass.
Bad news, I don’t think it’s mild cheddar anymore
Oh no, that’s become wild cheddar my friend.
I saw these all the time as a kid. Never knew what they were. Was hoping theyd be some kind of sweet.
That is the most Wisconsin thing I’ve ever seen.
Side note and please don’t take offense: FTP
Fuck The Population?
File Transfer Protocol
Friends that poop
Lol we’re no fans of the packers either. Iirc it was a joke gift for when my grandparents moved to their current house
Lol we’re no fans of the packers either.
We all make mistakes sometimes.
Fuck This Pussy?
I mean, a little forward, but…
zzzzzzzzip
Keep it in mint condition (and colour) at this point. :)
At this point I think it can be considered an heirloom
Actually, I think it’s cheese.
When a friend’s parents passed away, he came over to start packing up their house. He found tartar sauce that could vote and little onyx-like bricks of partially consumed cream cheese in the fridge. The spice rack contained Owl Spices which were donated to the state historical society.
He found tartar sauce that could vote
Strange that it had the sentience to accomplish that.
It doesn’t have sentience, it votes Republican
God dammit. That explains a lot! Ok guys! Stop producing cheese! It’s our only hope!
Start producing smarter cheese. Give it two cells, it may vote independent.
Sharper cheese has more taste than any Republican I’ve met.
holy shit. I haven’t thought of Owl in decades.
If the wax seal has never been broken and it’s been kept in a cool pantry or cellar, I’d 100% eat it.
If you cannot verify either: chuck it.
As best as I can tell, the wax is still has no cracks and it’s been stored in the beer fridge this entire time
Open gently, place on a freezer cooled plate and let it breathe for an hour… carve and enjoy.
Well, carve at least
wompwommp
Be weary of power outages. It might not have been properly stored even if you think it was.
That knee looks a little suspicious.
It absolutely does.
It’s not been stored correctly though for aging. It’s not even the oldest cheese I’ve eaten though.
Is that an astronaut?
My assumption from the coloring was a football player.
The back label says football player
So, it’s an astronaut. Like Katie Perry.
Or a football playing king in space, with a moustache
I thought that at first too, but it definitely looks more like an astronaut helmet.
Did you miss the 2nd picture of the back of it that says 4oz football player at the top?
Sure did!
This cheese is out of this world.
It’s a football player. The yellow and green color of the wax seal are the team colors of the Green Bay Packers in Wisconsin.
Now if you’ll excuse me: FTP
eat the fucking cheese
it never was cheddar, it’s american “cheese”.
Only 78 more years to go!
