Inedible as in anything that isn’t food (ranging from something that would be dangerous, like glass, poisonous plants, or uranium, to something that is safe to eat but unpleasant with no nutritional value, like cardboard.) Eating the thing will be safe and painless.
a bar of soap
Probably a Death Cap or Destroying Angel mushroom.
The rich.
Hey, I said inedible.
You said it could be something dangerous to eat.
Fine, just bring me their inedible bones, they can keep the rest
Waffles.
C batteries. Had a dream once about eating em. They were chewy and had a nice tang.
A CD. Pick my favourite album and chow down.
The rich
Best meal.
I love how this question popped up right under a relevant comic -
Plasma directly from the sun
I would eat one bitcoin
That depends. If I eat “prosperity” with the goal of becoming prosperous, will I become prosperous? Or will I just digest it & poop it out?
I think the latter
You will have the most prosperous poop of all time. You, yourself, will remain normal.
I eat a nickel
Marbles.
Unless I only get one, in which case: a giant marble.
A nickel
I’ll go with a one ounce platinum bar.
