My elementary school teacher told us once that Americans only poop once a week. The climate is colder in North America, so their intestines pack the poop together very densely such that they only need to poop once a week. She said you’d be sent to the doctor if you poop daily in America.
Is this true?
One meal in, one meal out
American here. I poop every day, some times 2x a day.
Damn, really living it up.
Yeah, all the veggies, chick peas, and lentils really help. Now that I can’t afford meat, pooping is a breeze.
If only. But sadly it’s never been less than twice a week for me, even when I was vegan.
I would think being vegan it would be easier to get fiber.
Fiber was fine, there’s just less waste.
And then there are the americans with IBS-d. They shit 5 to 10 times a day.
Are you still in elementary school? If not, you can’t possibly still believe this
If not, you can’t possibly still believe this
I did until now lol.
I’m busy with other things. I cant give much thought to how many times people in a foreign country poop.
67% come on someone rate this to change the number
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Ah, is this about that six seven shit?
Yet you posted this and didn’t stop to think about it?
No? Why would I? And what conclusion can I come to by thinking? Ive never been to NA anyways. Sometimes its ok to be ignorant of stuff
Ah ok you’re a troll. Got it.
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Checks out lol
Is this ragebait?
You are rage baiting 😂
Can confirm.
Source: am American, poop daily, saw a doctor once
In debt ever since
Was this on April 1?
Lol, your teacher sounds amazing.
Oh, she was xD
I am European and growing up I pooped 7 days a week. When I spent some time in the US, it dropped to 2 times a week. Must be something in the water…
Maybe it’s 'cause they don’t have bidets? Your ass knew better than to go through that TP hell.
Europe isnt a primarily bidet country.
Also you can’t summarize Europe as a single entity.
So even my claim aint holding much valueEurope isnt a
primarily bidetcountryOh but if cooouurseee it’s a country
How long were you in the US? It’s normal for sudden diet changes to temporarily cause constipation. I’m an American, and eating in Mexico made me super constipated. Also most people I know are at least daily, if not more
Same reason as why Americans blow the toilet after going to Taco Bell:
FIBRE
Y’all just eat meat and cheese. No fibre, thus you’re always constipated.
I suppose your teacher read a statistic that Americans are more likely to be constipated due to more cheese and less veggies and fruits in their diets, and constipated people on average poop less, and just simplified this trivia in their long-term memory and lost the details.
No way lol, cheese makes up somewhere like 80% of my diet and I still shit at least once a day lmfao
USAians eat burgers, fries, and high-fructose corn syrup. They sit on the toilet trying to excrete their non-fluid bodily waste on average for 8-9 minutes due to a horrendous lack of fiber. More than 72% are overweight and 47% are obese.
If I had to guess, once a week sounds about right for the average Magastanian. Not sure about the rest.
On the off chance that this is a real question:
I am an American, and I poop regularly, every day.
I will admit that I do not adhere to the standard American diet, but I know that I am not alone in my poop habits.
I genuinely don’t understand the logic of “America is a colder climate”, because that is ostensibly incorrect.
Your teacher was either an idiot or fucking with you lol
Here in hot Australia, there are so many toilets to help with the diarrhea every summer…
I just flip upside down in my ground harness and let the poops fall out into space.
