She’s also there to get diarrhea.
Melania is that you?
Diarrhea runs in the family.
As if it never happens to her?
She’s just there to do her job.
Once went to a pharmacy because apparently one of my kids had pinworms. Which means we all had to take the medicine. Anyway, my wife and I figure that we should all take it the next day (can’t remember the precise reasons, but it had to do with the fact that you have to take a second dose like two weeks later). This determination is made at night, so I have to drive up to the store to pick it up. I have four kids, so we needed to get two boxes of the stuff.
I don’t think much about it until I approach the register area and I swear that management decided to schedule the best looking people to work that particular night shift. Everyone was hot. And here I am, like 10 o’clock at night, holding two boxes of butt worm medicine, suggesting that there’s so pressing a need for this product that I had to get it right away…
That’s a shame. If you were there to buy aspirin probably all of them would have had sex with you.
Bottle of Bayer, box of condoms, bottle of Old Harpers, and . . . your number.
💀💀💀💀
… And that’s ok, because i’m focused on my diarea and not trying to impress a random girl.
Know your priorities.
Priorities…
Giving yourself a pep talk in the car before even heading into the store, taking a few deep breaths, and clenching with everything you have while trying to look like you’re walking casually.
Been there…
“…and some prescription XS condomns please”
if you think you can get maxx strength diarrhea medication OTC you are sorely mistaken
I learned from my doctor about 2mos back that Loperamide(immodium) is fairly strong stuff. I had to get a Rx for something similar that could be taken multiple times a day where as immodium can only be taken like twice a week unless things are severe.
i’m sorry, it’s a 2mg pill. with respect, i know people who were on approximately the equivalent of at least 100x that dose. daily. i find it difficult to think of it as “the strong stuff”.
damn, your friends are big poopin
I love it when you call me big poopa
Throw your hands in the air, if you’re a true shitter!
were. but y’know.
Pouring one out for the incontinent homies
The last IBS commercial I saw was a hot model so there’s that.
Hey babe, they call me the flying carpet. Want a ride? It’s gonna get loud and dirty.
Unbelievable sights Indescribable feeling Soaring, tumbling, freewheeling
Well that’s why you also buy a pack of monster condoms for your magnum dong.
Put out the vibe anyway. Baller as fuck.
Now this is a shit post
