FTonsilStones@lemmy.ca to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 11 days agoUS man issues challenge to disprove his claim of having world’s smallest penis to raise micropenis awarenesswww.theguardian.comexternal-linkmessage-square167linkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10file-text
arrow-up11arrow-down1external-linkUS man issues challenge to disprove his claim of having world’s smallest penis to raise micropenis awarenesswww.theguardian.comFTonsilStones@lemmy.ca to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 11 days agomessage-square167linkfedilinkfile-text
North Carolina’s Michael Phillips revealed that he had a 0.38in member in bid to reduce stigma of the condition
minus-squareHideakikarate@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·11 days agoIn the words of Ron White, “I might not hit bottom, but I’m gonna stretch out the sides”.
minus-squareJo Miran@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·11 days agoI’ve seen dick as long as my foot and as thin as my toe. Lance dick. Does anyone enjoy long and thin?
minus-squareSpaceNoodle@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·11 days agoDon’t Google “duck penis.”
minus-squaremacaw_dean_settle@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·10 days agoYeah, use a better search like Bing or duckduckgo. googol sucks and was never any good.
minus-squareDeacon@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·11 days agoI like to think of them as little impellers.
minus-squareJackbyDev@programming.devlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·edit-211 days ago🍾 Edit: That was supposed to be a corkscrew joke but sparkling wine doesn’t need a corkscrew. Oops.
minus-squareFackCurs@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·10 days agoAh the one that makes you feel like you’re getting stabbed in the coochy
minus-squareforwhomthecattolls@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·11 days agoinjection penis
How wide is it though
In the words of Ron White, “I might not hit bottom, but I’m gonna stretch out the sides”.
Cheese wheel.
Tuna can dimensions.
Red Stripe peen
Would
I’ve seen dick as long as my foot and as thin as my toe. Lance dick.
Does anyone enjoy long and thin?
Ducks?
Don’t Google “duck penis.”
Yeah, use a better search like Bing or duckduckgo. googol sucks and was never any good.
I like to think of them as little impellers.
🍾
Edit: That was supposed to be a corkscrew joke but sparkling wine doesn’t need a corkscrew. Oops.
Ah the one that makes you feel like you’re getting stabbed in the coochy
injection penis
Intraosseous insemination
The chode!