Relevant WKUK: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MUDGfeO9-kI
Deranged furry.
Allegedly….
A dead deer, mind you.
That’s even worse, because dead deer can’t consent.
This really raises a lot of questions
There’s the obvious why, and what the fuck.
But more interestingly are the questions of logistics and planning.
Did he kill the deer himself or just see a roadkill deer on the side of the road lick his lips and get to work?
Plus aren’t deer potential carriers of rabies? Like, could you imagine getting rabies from fucking a dead deer and dying because of that?
They didn’t have that scenario in Oregon Trail.
It was always dysentry.
These are very reasonable questions. But I don’t really want to know the answers to them.
More importantly, what was the deer wearing??
It was asking for it, field dressed like that…
I just want you to know I hate you for that pun. lol
No one is talking about how that guy is 32 and looks like he’s in his 60s
That’s Kentucky 32.
Well, it has been a loong hard
dayweekyeardecadelife.
It’s been a long hard life. Just think. He’s only 32. He wasn’t even born for 9/11.
Or maybe he was. I’m unclear how many years long 2020 was. 2025 was at least 6 years long. And January 2026 was at least 2 years.
Honestly it’s all a blur. A horrific blur, in which I ask myself daily “What unspoken atrocities will we give birth to today, and how many people will suffer from this fresh new hell?”
And the answer is always “Yes.”
fuck that makes me feel like my friend wasn’t lying when he said I looked good and asked if I’ve been working out
because no, I haven’t really. not any more than I was before anyways
jfc! Missed that nugget! I guess you don’t end up covered in fur, fucking a dead deer if your life is going well though
Depends on your definition of going well.
When they found him, the deer was dead. They don’t seem to know if he started that way.
Well, we know where Dirty Mike and the Boys got those deer lips
The lesson here is to take the carcass home first before you fuck it. Nobody would have cared if he was going to eat it.
Classic blunder, he shouldn’t have given them ID. The whole case falls apart once they put “John Doe” on the paperwork.
Or John Deere?
He’s not attractorve enough.
Doh! 🤦😂
I think we can give this guy some community services. He isn’t anywhere close to the worst person in America
Poor guy just wanted to get better at writing/animating
tf goinf on in the kfc state 💀
This is what no abortions does to a place
I’ve always wanted to fuck a deer. They’re pretty hot. But there is no way I’d fuck a dead one and the deer would have to be a consenting deer adult. This guy just crossed a line that us ethical deer fuckers would never cross.
Can one be an ethical deer fucker without having ethically fucked a consenting deer though?
Yeah, I fucked that part up
I suppose in the same way you can identify as a gold digger without actually ever finding any.
I’ve always wanted to fuck a deer. They’re pretty hot.
Damn it man, you cannot start a sentence like that. I can never quite tell on lemmy when people are being serious…
I’m sure some of those Japanese deer that bow for snacks would be up for it, in exchange for the right treat.
I think most of those Japanese deer just suck you off. I need the full treatment. Plus the Japanese ones are naturally censored.
that’s just how Japanese are. they’re so technologically advanced that a black box covers their genitals 24/7.
no Japanese has ever seen their own genitals ever.
Wait, is it the MAGA Olympics already?
That dirty doe.
I’m sorry, but given that the deer was dead, wasn’t this guy basically fucking a piece of venison?
Not that that makes it morally okay and I’m sure there are some indecent exposure type charges that apply, but the deer doesn’t care anymore, which is the point of bestiality laws
Just a little tender tenderizing.
Exactly. Can a man not beat his meat in the privacy of a road shoulder anymore? What is this world coming to?
I’m going to create my own Kentucky, with blackjack and hookers!
Would you be ok if he fucked a human corpse? Dug it out, and fucked it?
-No Necrophillia -No Bestiality -No Pedophillia
Simple
I got a question about you morticians. You bang the dead bodies? I imagine stuff like that goes on all the time. I mean I don’t give a shit. If I was dead you could bang me all you want. I mean who cares? A dead body is like a piece of trash. I mean shove as much shit in there as you want. Fill me up with cream,make a stew out of my ass. What’s the big deal? Bang me, eat me, grind me up into little pieces, throw me in the river. Who gives a shit? You’re dead, you’re dead! Oh Shit! Is my mic on?
You don’t want people killing deer just to have sex with them.
That’s how you get Lyme disease.
which is the point of bestiality laws
If that were true our laws around meat farming would be very different
Clever. I wish I’d gotten a serious discussion out of this, but that’s the community.
A serious discussion about the ethics of bestiality? If that’s the kind of place you’re looking for I think you might have to create it yourself.
I don’t think I have the moderating skills, lol.
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The keyword is informed consent, which requires full understanding of the situation. Children, animals, and impaired people can’t give informed consent.
But his comment is relevant the toppic.
Modern industrial famring utilizes forced insemination with a tool operated by a human.
A reasonable person could argue that it’s not sexual assault becuase the act was not for sextial gratification, but purely utilitarian in order to obtain a baby cow, disregarding the welfare of the cow.
In other words, whether an act is sexual assault or not depends on the intentions of the actor, regardless of the experience of the subject and physical nature of the act.
If you fill in “human” as your subject in the above formula, a reasonable person could conclude that the experience of the subject does, infact, matter.
I’m aware. I’m a vegan because I’m not down for animal rape. The bestiality laws are written with exceptions for people who are acting, not out of their own sexual interest, but out of financial interest.
I wanted to have a slightly different discussion, because this one’s depressing as shit though.
You got it. This is why I went vegan for years.
