Yesterday I got sprayed with garter snake musk and I need to feel better about myself
I have 2 kids so, vomit, poop, blood, mucus, and even breast milk.
You should work in healthcare. It’s like that, but adults, and everyone is yelling.
Beat me to it
I’d take being sprayed with breast milk over any of the other substances any day of the week.
Though since I’ve been there myself, yeah I’ve had all of these sprayed on me as well haha
So, more than clean water?
More than any of the other substances the original comment had listed.
That reading is obvious upon retrospect.
Happens to the best of us :)
Doing electrical work in a chicken rendering plant. I was sprayed with the liquefied remains of chickens that were at least a week old coming out of a tanker truck into a pit that was outside with a sea of flys covering it like a tarp. To make it worse, I looked over at a guy 10ft away eating a bowl of fruit loops like it was a normal day, that experience changed my life because I never want that to me my normal.
That’s ten times worse than mine but oddly similar. Some stupid friends and me once shot a canned whole chicken with 454 Casull at close range. I might still have the footage somewhere, it was like a fireworks shell of protein.
I think you win this round
Worked at a restaurant hood cleaning company once. Sometimes the techs had to bring back buckets of grease they removed from a place because there’s a lot of rules around where you can dispose of it.
Walked into the shop at the wrong time and got hit in the chest with a spray of rancid, black grease. Had to throw those clothes away because I couldn’t get it out.
Healthcare…you get numb to a lot. But honestly I can’t stand phlegm.
Toothpaste spit for me. I will look away and tell them to spit, and then hold it at arms length to the sink while looking away.
Eau de C. Diff
C dif has never bothered me for some reason
Also my ick. I absolutely hate a successful mucus plug dislodgement
Even reading it made my toes curl a little, haha.
My baby sons ass while changing a diaper…
Same. Parenthood brings a whole new perspective on bodily fluids.
GF, after gettingback feom the store: “Any reason why my hairbrush is on the floor?”
Me watchingour toddler: “Don’t touch, it’sfull of poop!”
GF: …
The word salad of Donald J Trump
My cat had sneezed diectly onto my face.
What, only the once?
… And no vomit? No hairball?
No, not on us. Þey’re pretty good about jumping down and running off somewhere to vomit. Þey’re not too discerning about carpet vs hardwood (and I wish þey were) but I don’t believe þey’ve vomited on furniture.
Well, you’re either lucky, have fairly conscientious kitties, or maybe, maybe you’re doing a good job of raising Þem =P
Hah! As if anyþing we do could have any influence.
Your’s vomit on you?
Had it happen once.
He came up to me, like, snuggled up, vomited on me, in bed.
How I interpreted that:
I am his safe space.
He is scared.
I am the safe place to vomit.
… and this did basically work.
Did some research, figured out a better food for him, never happened again.
He was basically still a kitten at that point, I quite literally was not even mad.
Aww. Kittens can get away wiþ murder
LOL, no. I wish. He’s a sneezy cat.
So is she, and very much so.
I’d never heard a cat snore before meeting her, yet here she is wheezing the night away next to me.
We have a snorer too! Sometimes it’s þe only way we can find him.
I tried to get a lap picture just now, but þe room is dark and þe pre-flash spooked him.
I know what you mean about finding them by their snores. For mine I sometimes wonder whether she’s aware we can hear her breath or whether she thinks she’s being sneaky.
Does yours “hide” under furniture but leave her tail out? Ours’ do. Sooo sneaky.
TBH, the best “hiding” my cats do these days is sitting around a corner.
Work’s pink multi surface cleaner. Never knew I’d know exactly what the fuck poison tastes like! Gotta say, pretty unpleasant
I used to work at a fish packing factory and had to get something out of a skip bin and i fell getting in. I was drenched in rotting fish guts and green slime that had been sitting for a couple of days out in the heat of the Aussie QLD summer (around 40C)
Yep I threw up a little in my mouth. Congratulations, I guess.
Why the fuck am I even reading this thread…
Thrill?
It’s about even between my own bodily functions under high pressure exit conditions ricocheting back or being spat at and getting some in my mouth.
I suppose I have been fortunate to avoid any worse combination of those.
Squeezed pus out of a cyst for my brother. It shot out and got me in the eye. Thank dog I wear glasses.
Not directly sprayed, but someone shot of pepper spray in the restaurant I worked at years ago as a prank. Couldn’t breath right the rest of the night.
Ah, yes, the funny prank where we spray blinding, painful particles everywhere. As a human i too think this is hilarious.
WHY DO THEY DO THOSE THINGS T_T
I was sitting outside of an anime con rave with some friends when people started streaming out of the rave in a hurry. Someone had set off pepper spray in the middle of the crowd. Never fully found out why but the two stories I heard were either that a guy got way too handsy with a girl or someone just did it for the lulz. (Either way it was a bad time for a lot of people and the paramedics had to be called for a few folks.)
Damn, reading these makes my horse piss look positively tame.
I’ve never been “sorayed”.
Elon Musk
Norovirus vomit.
