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minus-squarehelpImTrappedOnline@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·30 days agoThat’s why you gotta do a full pat down to throw them off.
minus-squareripcord@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·30 days agoPretend your wallet is missing. Start freaking out and accusing others around you of stealing jt. No sense trying to pickpocket the guy with no wallet
minus-squareRhaedas@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up0·30 days agoAlso makes the actual pickpockets wonder if someone is working the area and better than them, since they didn’t see it happen.
minus-squareJasonDJ@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up0·30 days agoI just do the macarena every time I see the sign.
minus-squareMrShankles@reddthat.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·30 days agoLmao that visual made me actually chuckle
minus-squareJasonDJ@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up0·30 days agoWrist watch…wedding band… Nothing in my hands…nothing up my sleeves… Headphones, cap… Phone…keys…wallet…empty… (Casually adjust wedgie hoping nobody notices) HEY MACARENA.
minus-squareCrozekiel@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·30 days agoHahah… Wait, why were you watching?? Are you a pickpocket?
minus-squareMidnight Wolf@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·30 days agoWhat do you do if you’re naked, though?
minus-squarehelpImTrappedOnline@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·30 days agoStart digging. Make sure you clearly pull out a few hundreds and put them back in.
minus-squareMelllvar@startrek.websitelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·30 days agoJust stick your hands between your buttocks. That’s nature’s pocket.
minus-squareMidnight Wolf@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·30 days agoWant to pickpocket me? 😏
minus-squareJoeBigelow@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up0·30 days agoI’d assume in that case one would be using their prison wallet.
That’s why you gotta do a full pat down to throw them off.
Pretend your wallet is missing. Start freaking out and accusing others around you of stealing jt.
No sense trying to pickpocket the guy with no wallet
Also makes the actual pickpockets wonder if someone is working the area and better than them, since they didn’t see it happen.
I just do the macarena every time I see the sign.
Lmao that visual made me actually chuckle
Wrist watch…wedding band…
Nothing in my hands…nothing up my sleeves…
Headphones, cap…
Phone…keys…wallet…empty…
(Casually adjust wedgie hoping nobody notices)
HEY MACARENA.
Hahah… Wait, why were you watching?? Are you a pickpocket?
What do you do if you’re naked, though?
Start digging. Make sure you clearly pull out a few hundreds and put them back in.
Just stick your hands between your buttocks. That’s nature’s pocket.
Want to pickpocket me? 😏
I’d assume in that case one would be using their prison wallet.