This reminds me of the large road signs I’ve seen that warn against distracted driving
I always have a chuckle at those
Bring….
…back…
…Burma Shave……
….signs!
KEEP
EYES ON
ROADstarves at the asphalt
Well great, now I can’t see where I’m g-- 💥
You hungry for asphalt?
It’s zero calories!
Caveat caveat
OMG THAT IS SO IRONIC
If only they would do that with my virginity…
Oh no step-burglar, I’m stuck
This is sort of a real thing: in touristy areas they sometimes have signs warning of pickpockets, which causes people to check their wallet location and alerts the pickpockets where the wallet is for easier snatching.
Fellow fish listener or do you just also happen to know that fact?
Fish listener? Like Aquaman?
That’s why you gotta do a full pat down to throw them off.
I just do the macarena every time I see the sign.
Lmao that visual made me actually chuckle
Wrist watch…wedding band…
Nothing in my hands…nothing up my sleeves…
Headphones, cap…
Phone…keys…wallet…empty…
(Casually adjust wedgie hoping nobody notices)
HEY MACARENA.
Hahah… Wait, why were you watching?? Are you a pickpocket?
Pretend your wallet is missing. Start freaking out and accusing others around you of stealing jt.
No sense trying to pickpocket the guy with no wallet
Also makes the actual pickpockets wonder if someone is working the area and better than them, since they didn’t see it happen.
What do you do if you’re naked, though?
Start digging. Make sure you clearly pull out a few hundreds and put them back in.
Just stick your hands between your buttocks. That’s nature’s pocket.
Want to pickpocket me? 😏
I’d assume in that case one would be using their prison wallet.
4D chess: the pickpockets put up the warning signs.
Should have messy scotch tape, slightly tilted, maybe a corner peeled off
