Well explained.
The dogs in question:


c’est ne pas un chien
“un je-ne-sais-quoi”
I think it’s normal for dogs to bark at new things and trying to hump everything they like.
They seem to be especially well trained, they walk around without a leach no problemo. Swedish dogs must be restrained at all times (I’m swedish living in france).
US dog: “Woof”
French dog: “Weauf”
wrong
french dogs bark “oua oua”
Ouaf!
Le weuf?
“barque barque”
Spelled “weauf” , pronounced “wo”
No it’s wœuf. Singular is pronounced woof, but plural wœufs is pronounced wuh.
Une douzaine de, s’il vous plaît.
!GCSE French joke!<
dog in question

That’s just for Tony Dawg.
you mean Antoine le Chien
I went to Paris once. I saw someone walking 14 dogs at once (I counted). Dogs were everywhere. I also saw zero doggie bags and hundreds of dog shits all over the pavement. The smell was horrific. C’est la vie
Thankfully it’s not nearly as bad now than it used to
That’s good to hear. I think I was there just when they started adding laws to prevent that kind of thing, but before anyone cared about said laws
Le woof

I haven’t experienced this in person but i feel like it’s absolutely know it if I saw it.
What she means is they respond to “Coucou!”
I have a bichon frisse, which is a French dog. It means fuzzy bitch. And he sure is.
Its because they are actually trained.
Ask every European who has traveled to the US. Americans all seem to have >1 dog that they never disciplined or trained the slightest.
Maybe they chain smoke?
It’s true. It’s one of the first things I’ve noticed when I first moved to France.













