I prefer to use the lossless format of PNG, pronounced as Ping.
From JPEG.org, jpeg stands for Joint Photographic Experts Group. Ph = F, ergo JPEG = JFEG. I irrationally dislike jpeg, so I will now try to call it jfeg as some light fun. I think more people shoulda normalise calling common things silly alternate pronunciations that are still clearly recognisable as the original word, just to add the whimsy of getting to chuckle silently to yourself thinking “that’s not how that’s said!”
Get jfegged out of here, you jif lover.
Meanwhile, men of culture:

But don’t ask me what it stands for. :P
Best peanut butter ever.
What some call “compression artifacts,” I call “extra crunchy.”
ffmpreg
You mean I can get two at the same time‽
JEEP-EGG
Ah, that’s why I don’t understand.
You can’t take pegging out of JPEGing!
Have we learned nothing from the whole GIF pronunciation debate?!
It’s pronounced “Jay-Fej”.
Have we learned nothing from the whole GIF pronunciation debate?!
No almost no one has bothered to.
They are like Jiffafes with their heads in the sand.
jippedge
It’s actually pronounced gay-peg, to balance out gif being pronounced jiff.
I think this is the best one here. Hey can you send me that document as a gaypeg? Thanks!
Gay peg you say?? OwO
lesbian
Wow you too??
Scuba is pronounced scuh-bah! Laser is pronounced Lass-eer!
It’s “L"a"s"e"e"r”
Juh-feg
There’s also the lesser known file of MPEG
That one’s pronounced “Em Pregg”
Youre a JFEG.
The puck it is!
Jayfej. Get it right










