It would take over 1000 trucks to fill a medium sized tanker ship
running across one of the most inhospitable places on the planet
This one is more economic viable
sure, anything’s easy when you use portals
this’d be a triumph
I have a better solution.
Why not build a long city from Pickup point to Drop Off point,
with two rows of 500 meter tall skyscrapers to shield Iranian drones from entering,
and then have an oil pipeline go through it in the middle?I call it, ‘the line’.
Now all we need is a CGI ad.
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Flag it!
look, we can totally do this. get your grandma’s '97 corolla, throw a few barrels in the trunk and a few on the roof, and get driving. If it runs out of gas, just refine some of the oil and fill up! If it’s due for an oil change, just throw some of the oil in!
He didn’t even suggest using blimps, fuckin amateur
blimp drones! we could call them blones!
Give me the gasolene and I’ll spare your lives.
Just walk away.
I will give you safe passage in the wasteland…
Bro just bolt some gigantic quadcopter rotors onto the tankers like in the Avengers.
What if they set up a ramp in front of the mountains and get the boat going really really fast?
What if we just renamed it gays of Hormuz, bingo world peace.
Certainly doesn’t look very strait either…
Let’s not judge people on their appearance…
rename it like the gulf of america? lol
See you get it you can laugh outside of the box.
They literally do this, it’s just expensive.
Well well well TIL.
Fuck it, let’s just send in some AT-AT Walkers to truck the barrels through.
and?
And what? For one thing my point is well made if not technically by truck and second see that pipe that cuts off in the middle of the desert that follows almost the exact same path as the meme? They have to truck it the rest of the way.
Edit: Also if your point is we don’t have enough infrastructure that is because it is expensive which was exactly my point.
Edit: Also if your point is we don’t have enough infrastructure that is because it is expensive which was exactly my point.
That’s not how anything works. It can’t be done in time even with an infinite amount of money. Money doesn’t magically transform into infrastructure overnight. There are no magic infrastructure gnomes.
brb, investing all my trillions on finding the closest habitable planet so i can fuck off and start over. on second thought, i guess new zealand will have to do.
It’s pretty clear you don’t really comprehend the volumes of oil going through Hormuz here when you say truck it the rest of the way.
But we could do it it’s just expensive which was my point.
No, you really couldn’t physically move that much oil on trucks in any realistic scenario.
People just don’t understand the scale of these global systems, which is understandable since the numbers are incomprehensible. They think what they see in daily life represents one cell of a giant organism, but its more like one atom.
Why don’t they let the eagles fly the oil to
MordorAmerica?Why don’t they just America the whole fucking place, then they can just America the oil through the Strait of America, and do whatever the fuck they want.
Which I guess is kind of the plan if Israel is going to spawn kill every new guy until they are wearing the right colors.
GET IN
witness me
– future truck drivers in oman
