I’m glad I don’t fly anywhere.
Pretty sure this gets them on a no fly list to heaven too
I’m too lazy to check but what airline is this?
I have an ongoing running inside joke with some friends that United Airlines is the most insane and simultaneously racist airline so I just wanna know if I can add this to the list lol.
The front of the turbine looks orange. It could maybe be EasyJet or the special 100 year livery of American Airlines
According to this article, it was indeed EasyJet, and this incident happened around April 2022.
Ah cool, thanks
Seriously. What the fuck is this trend? And why doesn’t the airline staff or other passengers do anything?
If they did this on a Ryanair flight from England to anywhere, he would be eating the guitar analy. No way this would be allowed on European or Asian airlines.
Seriously. What the fuck is this trend?
Probably just something trending on social media. Influencers no longer decide what to do themselves but are controlled by algorithms no one really understands. One week it’s pranking your dog, next week it’s christian songs in an airplane.
And why doesn’t the airline staff or other passengers do anything?
Staff is not being paid enough to fight 15 people at once. Other passengers don’t want to be charged with assault.
eating the guitar analy
i think the kids call this boofing
In my day we called it introrectogestion
In the lgbt community we call it music to my anal
Bad news, friend, this was on EasyJet
It’s the new going door to door or bothering people in the street. The idea is for the Christians to be told to fuck off, and then they go back to their church crying how mean people were when they tried to spread their good news, and the congregation can have a bonding moment about how mean the world outside of their church is.
Persecution fetish again
its the new crazy looney street corner preacher, actually. door to door is still jehovah witness thing. we have one that shows up consistently near a busy subway entrance.
Yes because half the time on Ryanair flights you are subjected to their own advertising. What fucking perfumes they carry, their shitty lottery thing, their sandwiches blah blah. Honesty all this shit should be illegal. It’s like unskippable ads while I’m trying to listen to my music. The comms should be only about plane safety and flight information.
Well,
First, Ryanair wouldn’t have allowed the guitar as a free carry-on and would have asked a 100€ surcharge
Second, the staff would have interrupted this mess because they need to upsell the lottery tickets
They would ask money to the passengers to make them stop.
I’m like 90% certain this is AI
Indistinguishable from natural stupidity.
I mean, is this not a recent video??? Why is it so fucked up and grainy? Who is the guy singing through the seats to? A ghost?
If you look at it, the tiktok username and logo are also grainy and fucked up. I’d say it got downloaded and uploaded a couple times before it made it here, it’s just jpeg compression
You could be right. Look at the width of the aisle.
Reminds me of the time a ‘Manic Street Preacher’ annoyed a bunch of Australians on the train …
You know your cult is good if the only way you get people to liaten to you is when you are trapped in a tibe in the sky.
My husband has to go on a business trip next week and I’m really worried he’ll get himself arrested confronting people like this. I’m a “just wasn’t raised with religion” person but he’s one of those atheists that has beef with Christianity because of how he was raised. It’s personal. I don’t think he could sit through this without absolutely losing his shit. In a just world, these people would be the ones getting arrested.
But if it were a different religion or ethnicity…
The next time someone tries to tell me about Jesus, I want to introduce them to the oldest, living religion in the world. Have you tried seeking Shiva or Lord Krishna? They were around way before your made up blonde Jesus.
I swear I would lose it if this was my flight. The Sky bus is for everyone. THAT DOESNT MEAN ITS YOURS TO FUCK ABOUT IN. Sit down and be nice to each other.
I’m not trapped in here with you – You’re trapped in here with me!
Nail clippers are allowed on carry-ons and can clip guitar strings easily.
But they will fuck up your nail clippers big time.
Worth it in this case.
Christians: we should be assholes and then calom we’re the victims when we get punched or arrested.
Give stewarding staff permission to taze.
New awkward trend?
I’d lean in to this so hard!
“Oh, Lord, I feeeeeel the Holy Spirit!
Cast out this evil demon within me!”*punch happy clappers*
*smash guitar*“It’s a miracle! Satan has been cast out’ I am free! Thank you Lord!
Finally I am at peace!”*sit back down in my seat, close eyes and be asleep*
I’ve never believed before but suddenly you have an acolyte. I’m down for this.
Suddenly start speaking in tongues. You cannot help it. The lord is drunk af, and is attempting to speak through you. It’s not your fault that the all-mighty is trying to follow an American football game, but cannot understand what is going on.
Touch down!!! Jdjslfhaba Passer! Hooooooooolding! Hops ksitn djso off sides!!! Joe Montananananananana!
I remember when Mike Pence, Donald Trump’s first VP, talked about his religion was all about speaking in tongues. So when people mocked it, he took offense.
But my thinking - fuck that. One could argue that it’s not mocking at all. That’s just how God speaks to me. And God called you a dumbass.
what scares evangelicals more is speaking in latin or Aramaic.













