• mlg@lemmy.world
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    3 months ago

    I’m too lazy to check but what airline is this?

    I have an ongoing running inside joke with some friends that United Airlines is the most insane and simultaneously racist airline so I just wanna know if I can add this to the list lol.

  • stumu415@lemmy.zipOP
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    3 months ago

    Seriously. What the fuck is this trend? And why doesn’t the airline staff or other passengers do anything?

    If they did this on a Ryanair flight from England to anywhere, he would be eating the guitar analy. No way this would be allowed on European or Asian airlines.

    • ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net
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      3 months ago

      Seriously. What the fuck is this trend?

      Probably just something trending on social media. Influencers no longer decide what to do themselves but are controlled by algorithms no one really understands. One week it’s pranking your dog, next week it’s christian songs in an airplane.

      And why doesn’t the airline staff or other passengers do anything?

      Staff is not being paid enough to fight 15 people at once. Other passengers don’t want to be charged with assault.

    • Talcosis@lemmy.zip
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      3 months ago

      It’s the new going door to door or bothering people in the street. The idea is for the Christians to be told to fuck off, and then they go back to their church crying how mean people were when they tried to spread their good news, and the congregation can have a bonding moment about how mean the world outside of their church is.

      • Tollana1234567@lemmy.today
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        3 months ago

        its the new crazy looney street corner preacher, actually. door to door is still jehovah witness thing. we have one that shows up consistently near a busy subway entrance.

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      3 months ago

      Yes because half the time on Ryanair flights you are subjected to their own advertising. What fucking perfumes they carry, their shitty lottery thing, their sandwiches blah blah. Honesty all this shit should be illegal. It’s like unskippable ads while I’m trying to listen to my music. The comms should be only about plane safety and flight information.

    • Wispy2891@lemmy.world
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      3 months ago

      Well,

      First, Ryanair wouldn’t have allowed the guitar as a free carry-on and would have asked a 100€ surcharge

      Second, the staff would have interrupted this mess because they need to upsell the lottery tickets

  • FatVegan@leminal.space
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    3 months ago

    You know your cult is good if the only way you get people to liaten to you is when you are trapped in a tibe in the sky.

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    3 months ago

    My husband has to go on a business trip next week and I’m really worried he’ll get himself arrested confronting people like this. I’m a “just wasn’t raised with religion” person but he’s one of those atheists that has beef with Christianity because of how he was raised. It’s personal. I don’t think he could sit through this without absolutely losing his shit. In a just world, these people would be the ones getting arrested.

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      3 months ago

      The next time someone tries to tell me about Jesus, I want to introduce them to the oldest, living religion in the world. Have you tried seeking Shiva or Lord Krishna? They were around way before your made up blonde Jesus.

  • HotsauceHurricane@lemmy.world
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    3 months ago

    I swear I would lose it if this was my flight. The Sky bus is for everyone. THAT DOESNT MEAN ITS YOURS TO FUCK ABOUT IN. Sit down and be nice to each other.

  • No1@aussie.zone
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    3 months ago

    I’d lean in to this so hard!

    “Oh, Lord, I feeeeeel the Holy Spirit!
    Cast out this evil demon within me!”

    *punch happy clappers*
    *smash guitar*

    “It’s a miracle! Satan has been cast out’ I am free! Thank you Lord!
    Finally I am at peace!”

    *sit back down in my seat, close eyes and be asleep*

  • Jessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    3 months ago

    Suddenly start speaking in tongues. You cannot help it. The lord is drunk af, and is attempting to speak through you. It’s not your fault that the all-mighty is trying to follow an American football game, but cannot understand what is going on.

    Touch down!!! Jdjslfhaba Passer! Hooooooooolding! Hops ksitn djso off sides!!! Joe Montananananananana!

    • VitoRobles@lemmy.today
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      3 months ago

      I remember when Mike Pence, Donald Trump’s first VP, talked about his religion was all about speaking in tongues. So when people mocked it, he took offense.

      But my thinking - fuck that. One could argue that it’s not mocking at all. That’s just how God speaks to me. And God called you a dumbass.