The jam should be white with black spots.
Dude you gotta peel it first.
I prefer pickled owl beaks.
I said preserve them, not jam them
I bet that’s good on marble rye.
This just makes me wonder if panda jam would taste good.
Something about saying panda jam out loud is somewhat uncomfortable.
“Oh black Betty, panda jam…”
Amber lamps.
I remember a dialogue in the old game Outcast, in which the protagonist, pretty much a standard, rough 90’s action hero type guy, is offered a drink. Which is apparently made from the fermented guts of a local beast. Some sort of big feline-like thing if I remember correctly.
He declines saying something like “That one is probably too strong for me”.
Pickled manatee is da bomb!
Pandas apparently arent endangered anymore, guess we have the jam to thanks
WHOAAAA BLACK BETTY
Dang! Now I want to watch that ninja turtles movie with Raph fighting the Jersey Devil to that song. It’s going to be stuck in my head until I do!
RHINO HAM
Balam balam
amber lamps
Sound like something Jamie Oliver would make…
Some men hunt for sport,
Others hunt for food,
The only thing I’m hunting for,
Is a preserve that tastes good…
See my jam, see my jam, made from giant panda ham.
