Fighting the urge to send this to my spouse who’s horribly afraid of hair loss…
You have no idea how fucking wonderful this edit is.
I feel I should have raised Misty’s face a bit higher.
Nah, it matches the original
Still got to catch them all, Mr. Ketchem. Get back out there.
It’s how he got Hep-B
Don’t forget me ketchem you have to attend the event to get a rare pokemon
Ash Ketchem is really a wage slave to big pokedex data center…
Fat pikachu went from looking cute to looking like he needs to get a check up for early on set diabetes. Ash probably needs to schedule a prostate exam.
That what happens when you’re 10 years old for 20+ years
Me when I decide to play a game from my childhood
Put that hat on. Nothing more depressing than a sunburned head.
I moved from Scandinavia weather to Death Valley weather. I have a very full head of hair, but I still have since adopted the cowboy hat to save my head from sunburn.
This is genuinely the only reason why I wear caps. But there’s a million things more depressing than a sunburnt head.
I wanna be the very best, like no one ever was. To not pay bills is my real test. To dodge tax is my cause.
I tried so hard to catch’em all… but they just kept moving that goalpost a little further every game…
Are pokemon ageless freaks?
Poor ass ketchup. Losing his hair at such a young age.
I’m tired, Mr. Pikachu-boss
I don’t give a shit. Your toilet break is over, now go fetch me another Vaporeon
*sigh*
I wanted to be the very best…
You were.
Were.
I want to be, me-di-oc-re, like no one ever was
To catch them is way too hard, to train them is not for meeee
I won’t travel across the land, seems like too much work
Teach Pokémon to understand, the power takes efforttttttt
Pokémon!
Pikachu should be in an urn and I longingly stare at what used to be, trying to mask my loneliness as a million more seconds laugh in my face
