Yeah can you get me a box of blowjobs?
Need some chicken breasts and thighs
A pack of Dunhill fine cut blacks, a 40, and a dozen of my scratch-offs. thank u baby ill get u back
Grab me the latest wizard mag, cocaine quarterpiece, and tylonol.
A colt 45 and two zigzags. Cause baby that’s all we need
My family’s usual response to this is: “a bag of 100 USD bills”.
I’m annoyed just repeating it.
Can I get a “fuck you” to these bitches from all of my niggas who don’t love hoes? They get no dough.
Can you grab me some democracy while you’re out?
A bagel.
Always bagel.
Chive cream cheese or regular?
Black licorice.
Can you get me some meds? I think I’m experiencing a manic episode.
Are you sure it’s not a normal reaction to the current state of… everything?
I mean maybe but I would think depression would be more natural. Mania is like increased energy and positive emotions. I feel a bit high.
…oh oops, I read “meds” as “maids”
Yo, you still want some maids, bro?
Dude! In my country, MAID can be medically assisted suicide. Make sure ya get the right kind of maid!
WHAT THE FUCK COUNTRY ARE YOU IN!?
If he fully want the maids I’ll take them.
I am maidenless
yeah can i get uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh
bean
Nice try Liam
He thought he could fool us with that username
What kind of bean?
big
Yo dog, make sure you get lime a bean
Some will to live.
🤗
I’m here if you need an also depressed friend to talk to.
Nah my coworkers were also in it with me none of us sat down for like 12h except when I ate too many cupcakes between admissions and had to bolt for the off-unit toilet before I shit myself and some of it was funny at least in that darkly absurd way that the slow decay of the American healthcare system is. I couldn’t have picked better people to spend a shitty night with there are like 1-2 people who would have made it an even swap and some of the techs could have been better but none of the actual mid coworkers were there so.
I got you some booze. Usually helps me when the going gets tough.
They said they’re out, sorry.
You. You get me.
I brought you huile d’olive, which sounds a bit similar.
Funny, in Dutch crying = huilen, so I always thought of it as the olives tears…
Als mede Nederlander, ik weet het, maar toch was ik verrast door de olijventranen als metafoor…
that’s racist
he may well be a Belgian speaking dutch
No he seems like a smart guy
:p
Whirled peas.
✌️
pack of zig zags, some funyuns, water man, lots of water. and some of that stuff… we used to eat it all the time back in the day…
