Original Post: https://mastodon.social/@heyokyay/117332314524964069
I see the point …
…on every slice
Pizza is love, pizza is life.
As someone currently avoiding processed foods, I miss pizza.
I miss my girlfriend too, sure, but I can call her anytime. As to pizza? I don’t know when I’ll get to indulge in that again.
Absence truly does make the heart grow fonder.
You could make it yourself? It’s effectively a flat bread with crushed tomatoes in it.
Depends what your level of processed is I guess.
I can hold the phone next to the pizza if you want to talk to it
“Why do I hear chewing noises? Are you cheating on me?!”
What they dont realize is that without love they would loose the ability to love pizza as well meaning that they will loose pizza either way. Super sad
Would you say you love pizza?
Gottem’
With pizza I have both.
I love pizza. 🥰
Great happiness and satisfaction, as long as you never ever have a moment of empathy for the vulnerable individuals that suffered pain, terror, atrocity and slaughter. Fortunately, most people don’t. Problem solved!
🙄
There you go! It’s ridiculous to consider the suffering we cause vulnerable individuals, isn’t it? So ridiculous, we should probably just stop thinking about it entirely.
And I can get a pizza whenever I want
Pizza is also a lot less expensive.
Love is free though. Can’t be much cheaper than that.
Once it’s established (and proven genuine), sure. All the dates & whatnot until you move in together add up, tho.
Free once established?
Oh sweet summer child…
Bud, dates and moving in together are not prerequisites for love. I swear, some people got a messed up idea of love.
If you have to wait for love to be “proven” genuine then you got some major issues with relationships.
Love freely and love openly. The rest doesn’t matter.
More like experience, but hey - continue guessing my psychological issues. It’s entertaining.
Bitter, jaded people like you are so sad. I hope you find peace eventually.
Yeah, I wish me dead, too. Thx.
Lol wild accusation. I never wished you dead mate. You’re a random nobody to me. I’d have to actually give a shit first before I wished anyone dead.
2016 /r/incel energy
What is love? Like, to you
There are other forms of love besides the kind you want to put your dick in.
Nice to see Cathy is still going strong
Every story gets repeated over and over with modern dressing.
It’s all just Homer’s Odyssey at root.
So you’re saying they… Love pizza? Meaning if they gave up love, they’d no longer love pizza either.
I hated Pizza Hut pizza and didn’t eat it for almost 20 years. My family decided that’s what they wanted so I thought at least the stuffed crust could be okay. When I went to eat my first slice I found red cedar mulch under the cheese. I will now go hungry before getting Pizza Hut.
What?! Can you explain that?
Sure. It’s a shitty company with shitty food. No telling how the kids working there ended up with their landscaping in the pizza.
I just ate a pizza and now I’m sad because the pizza is gone
Tis better to have eaten pizza and digested, than never to had eaten pizza at all.
As an aromantic, I can 9001% get behind this
Question as non-aromantic: is it love as a whole or just romantic type of love?
As a demi-romantic: I have felt love for someone that wasn’t romantic nor platonic
Took me a long time tho
Agrees in Vegeta
FINALLY! AFTER MANY YEARS OF POSTING “9001%” SOMEONE NOTICED MY REFERENCE!!
I’m 5 days late, but idc
Never too late to acknowledge the pride of a true Saiyan Warrior
