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I haven’t used a urinal since 2001 for exactly this reason. Also, sitting to pee is the only way to go if one has an unfeasibly large prostate.
Sitting while you pee is not recommended if you have an unfeasible large penis. I don’t have one, I’m just saying.
I think it’s more about how you sit, and the design of the toilet.
That’s what someone with an unfeasible large penis would say!
How does sitting sholve this issue?
can let your wee-wee dry longer, like a sock on the clothes drying rack
What a juvenile with that sentence. I prefer to use the word peepee.
Well weewee comes out of the peepee, That’s just science. Weewee stops after puberty and becomes stinky pee. Peepee is still used as the John Doe if its bearer never named it or its name is unknown/private.
We learned this in school, so they were definitely not raised right.
I learned this living in the CaCa-PooPoo-PeePee-Shire.
There’s a variety of reasons.
Firstly you’re in less of a rush, so when the stream becomes a dribble you just wait. If you’re standing you’re more inclined to get impatient and rush off.
Secondly, the stream is easy to control but the dribble is more likely to fall on the floor, so sitting avoids that.
Finally, pushing your gooch from our asshole to your nuts squeezes out the remainder. Its way easier to do this sitting.
Yes, I’m an old guy managing an enlarged prostate.
You can dry your wiener with a piece of toilet paper.
The urinary sphincter is at the base of the penis, the piss that comes out after you stop is the stuff held in the urethra (unless you have some cause of incontinence ofc). Unless you are in to sounding you aren’t getting in there.
the quakers don’t want you to know this but you can gently milk your wiener to get liquids out of it
This is the way. Became enlightened a couple years back and have enjoyed the dry briefs since then. It was always that last drop that stuck around.
You can milk it out
please, tell me what the piss incident of 2001 is I NEED TO KNOW!!
It was a symbolic gesture in memory of the twin towers.
I also want to know how big a prostate is when it’s unfeasibly large.
This is one reason I sit down to pee
The smart phones came first. Then came the aging prostate.
Situation permitting, tuck a finger underneath and apply some pressure to your taint area or so at the end of your pee. Sometimes the plumbing needs a bit of help.
That should do it.
The ol’ grundle pump
Ya exactly. I make sure to always do a quick taint massage after peeing at the urinal. It really only takes a minute or so and then you shake.
You stand at a public urinal massaging your taint for over a minute?
Only if there’s someone watching. Otherwise it’s just a quick poke and I’m done.
ha was just gonna come recommenced the same thing careful if you have a boner though that shit will squirt out
I go for more of the cow-milking squeeze and pull, to coax that last drop out into the appropriate location (a/k/a not my pants).
The trick is to stop peeing before you shake it
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But how do I write my name on the wall then?
With a sharpie, duh. Didn’t they teach you that in 4th grade? And if you put your phone number below it, hot chicks will call you day and night to hold hands. That nugget is from 6th grade.
I do the helicopter as I’m peeing. But I prefer absolute chaos!
A year or two ago, I was having a wee and was thinking about how women dry with TP and us men are just degenerates that shake it around. I jokingly thought about creating a “wankerchief” that guys could keep around and calling it a “Peter Patter”.
It definitely made me giggle far too much. It’s a disgusting premise to carry around a piss covered rag, but the names I thought were on point.
I will say two things:
- Just do a little push on your taint and the extra dripple comes right out.
- Barring that, you have to just wrap your entire dingy in a tissue or toilet paper to absorb the liquid over the next few hours. Like a lazy male tampon.
That “little push” never works 100% reliably, capillary action from your underwear fabric will pull more out.
Men are so fragile they’ll jump through a million hoops just to avoid peeing “like a girl”…
What did I just read
#1 is solid. #2 is ahahahaha what??
Im a dude and wiping with a single sheet of TP after peeing is a gamechanger Im never going back from.
Everyone doesn’t do this? My god… 😭
I do it at home. It’s harder in public urinals because I forget to grab a sheet from the dispenser first. If there’s no one else in the restroom, I hold the band of my boxers open to avoid contact and waddle to the sink area to grab a sheet to wipe with. Bringing my own TP roll in my bag solves this issue though.
Ikr… We really gotta start teaching boys actual hygiene
There are dozens of us
100% highly recommend getting on board with this
Wat? Yall dont wipe? No suprise that all your stuff gets wet
Most guys don’t wipe after peeing, yes. I do, because the thought of doing it with my underwear disgusts me, but uh… yeah I guess it just doesn’t occur to most guys. Kinda like washing your hands before your touch your penis.
I love finding out how unhygenic people are.
It is gross. Certainly helps paint the picture that humans are just animals with the capacity for great intelligence.
Some new words just burn themselves into your brain, and this is one of those cases. I didn’t need the word “wankerchief” stuck in my head, but now it is, and I keep giggling at odd times. Thanks a bunch.
When I’m at home I always wipe after pissing. While I’d take a pass on the piss rag in my pocket idea, the name still could apply to men’s underwear. After all, our underwear is soaking up that unwiped piss already.
Seriously? After I’m done at a urinal, I press the remaining urine out of my urethra and shake it off. There shouldn’t be any stray drops if you’re doing it properly.
If you don’t don’t blot, you could end with wet pants which end up wetter when you try to clean them with a wet cloth, and then this happens: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mff3pTIKMJ8
(from the Victor Echo November episode of The Venture Bros)
Capillary action “pulls” the actual last drop out when your tip touches your underwear.
No amount of squeezing or pulling can 100%.
Next time you get the opportunity, shake it, milk it, gooch press etc. Then take a single sheet of paper and press it flush against your pee hole. You’ll still notice a small drop that would have otherwise gone in your underwear. That’s why I always use a toilet if I’m able to. And urinals are gross, there’s always splashback even if you can’t see it.
(No shade at you specifically btw, I didn’t downvote you)
I wanna say this was a thing on “the league”? I’m not sure what show it was on, but it definitely was and if my memory is right, it was the league.
Taco created the pee bib in The League. Great show.
…do you mean like the toilet paper you just mentioned?
Toilet paper doesn’t have a fun name.
Disagree, “shit tickets” is a funny name.
But it doesnt apply for this piss conversation…
We need penis clips… Like a bag of chips. I think exercising yo prostate like when you get a boner and you make that thang jump. Keep cranking for you health ya’ll. Row row your boat gently down the stream. Life is embarrassing big whoop. Wanna fight about it.
Push under your balls
Or just sit down while taking your piss. In public bathrooms, sure I’ll use the urinal, but at home or work (very clean toilets at my job), I’ll happily sit and have no problems.
I find sitting is worse with the problem. Pressing on the taint area helps to get the rest out.
I feel like a word is missing
Push [what] under your balls?
All the advice is great, especially the taint squeeze (situation permitting), but maybe also get your prostate looked at.
Two close friends, identical twins, one had this problem and the other didn’t. Doctor said it was the inflamed prostate.
Well, Did you Dab? I Dab. You should Dab!
Stop saying dab!
im too young to relate, but I’ll tell you my opinion of this meme in approximately 20 years 👍
Do the helicopter to get it all out using centrifugal force. You’re welcome.
It sounds like you’re referring to a certain gif I’ve seen, nothing has to be up my rear end right?
It doesn’t have to, but it doesn’t hurt
lol
I genuinely don’t know if it’s related, but this mostly stopped happening to me after I took up running.
They makes faucets more powerful, and sinks less deep, each and every year.
I’ve been to several retail establishments that have reminded me of the NYE episode of F.R.I.E.N.D.S.
Just sit down already, jesus christ
I know someone with the problem shown in this photo. He sits to pee. So, I’m going to say, it’s not just about sitting to pee, at least not for everyone.
the mechanics do not change wether sitting or standing
Imagine being 37 and never having cleaned your own toilet
How would that help?
I feel like my foreskin has got even bigger over time. It’s like all foreskin now.
