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Alvin is wearing eyeliner like a 70/80’s rock band.
Or a couch fucking VP.
Or that lol, god this timeline sucks.
Hey that’s my aunt
The SNOC logo is my favorite part.
mototboat
And a wiener.
It IS supposed to be hot…
Cows, pigs and chickens have udders, so it should be udders.
Chickens do not have udders.
not with that attitude.
Chickens
Udder confusion
You’ve never seen a chicken udder? How else do you think we get chicken milk?
You wouldn’t milk a chicken, would you?
I have nipples, Greg. Can you milk me?
You don’t know my life.
Hold up…is that supposed to be Alvin from Alvin and the Chipmunks holding the tiddy dog’s hand?
In what context does this even exist?? 😄
Drugs are a hellva drug.
I mean… gestures broadly at Chicago
Apparently it’s from a restaurant in Chicago.
Nah that’s its chin. Handsome Squidward-lookin’ ass.
Yet dinosaurs are never depicted with genitals. As if they didn’t procreate.
You’re welcomeThat’s a challenging wank
Do you really want to see a T-Rex running towards you with a huge erection? Because that’s what will happen if these cloning companies have their way!
Life, uh, life finds a way
No cloacas in Jurassic Park
“Yeah, but what if we sexualized a hotdog the other way?”
That reminds me of the ancient Egyptian fertility god, Min.
You know how fertility gods are often attractive women, think Aphrodite and the like? That was a relatively recent invention, the ancient Egyptians had a black guy with a huge erection and a “flail”:
That was a relatively recent invention
Idk man I think the paleolithic predates ancient Egypt.
Most date from the Gravettian period (26,000–21,000 years ago).[1] However, findings are not limited to this period; for example, the Venus of Hohle Fels dates back at least 35,000 years to the Aurignacian era, and the Venus of Monruz dates back about 11,000 years to the Magdalenian, and the Catalhoyuk figurine[2], 8000 years old.
Prehistoric figurines like that I’m counting as inadmissible because we don’t know what they were for. It’s common to call them “Venuses” and something something fertility totems but nobody knows for sure what they’re for or why they were made. They could have been anything from goddess totems to self-portraits to wank dolls.
Contrast that to portraits of Min on Egyptian temple walls where we have a pretty thorough understanding of their purpose.
Let’s face it. They were wank dolls. Prehistoric hustler.
I saw a video by Joe Scott in which he asked the question, what was the earliest depiction of a human face? Because it’s a weirdly recent phenomenon; prehistoric cave paintings are full of animals and silhouettes of human hands, but rarely any humans at all and if so only as rudimentary stick figures, nowhere near as well drawn as the animals. There are extremely few depictions of human faces that predate the invention of writing. Those “Venus” statues are practically always headless or, like the one shown above, has an abstract nub where the head should be.
Have you a link to the video?
That’s just a normal hotdog then lol
I really don’t understand the obsession with everything cylindrical being a phallice. Like I don’t look at my fingers and think “DICKS!!!¡!” and I love taking a warm glizzy down the back of my throat…
Yeah, nevermind. I get it.
Sometimes a cigar is just a representation of your desire to kill your father and fornicate with your mother.
“I’ve dwelt among the humans. Their entire culture is built around their penises. It’s funny to say they are small, it’s funny to say they are big. I’ve been at parties where humans have held bottles, pencils and thermoses in front of themselves and called out, ‘Hey, look at me! I’m Mr. So-And-So Dick! I’ve got such-and-such for a penis!’ I never saw it fail to get a laugh.”
You’d get Sausage Party
I want breast implants on my wiener.
Those are all naturals
Is that the inverse of shitting dick nipples?
Look further down
rib it for pleasure
It’s taking a dump. Titties and scat.
WELL HAAAWWWT DAWWG 👀👅🤩
the perfect woman
Can I eat it?
And a very wide stance.
