That’s not flying, that’s falling with style
Oh lol a Mastodon screenshot. We are basically self sustainable.
OP:

Lol he got me. I was checking the comments to see if he replied. Silly me didn’t think to check the OP.
Probably one of my favorite accounts. Taking the piss in the funniest way possible as usual.
They’re just federating their post over here…
Like how every zoo is a petting zoo if you aren’t a wimp about it.
I snorted out loud at this one. I’m using that as a variant of yolo from now on.
Wasn’t the cuck truck supposed to be a boat?
Yes, that was the claim and there are multiple reports of them being destroyed after doing WAY less, like trying to ford (ha) a river. Which is interesting because I know other electric vehicles NOT meant for that which have been used without immediately being destroyed in flooded areas (mostly motorcycles tbh).
Same thing here. EVEN IF the claim was good and the car could land like a cat every time, it would still do lasting, if not immediate damage to the vehicle.
I bet it makes a good submarine.
They’re supposed to come back up, too.
Once.
With a carefully prepared and calculated landing ramp, most cars could handle multiple flights.
Is that you, Evel Knievel?
Every ship in the navy can operate as a minesweeper. Once.
Even then, it just converts them into submarines.
Really bad ones though.
I guess it depends on the metrics. They’re really good at staying submerged for a long time.
Only briefly, and only after driving off a cliff or hitting a ramp.
Once

Huh, you don’t say. And yes I will stop doom scrolling and charge my phone.
Keep doom scrolling what if you miss something while your phone is charging?

Why are you
Because soapy tiddy second best tiddy?
OOP is so antagonistic though. Had to block for my sanity.
Is there a joke I’m missing?
OOP is OP, so if you blocked them you wouldn’t see the post?
It’s like how some people think food delivery robots aren’t sexbots. I mean, not with that attitude
Instructions unclear. Now I’m being dragged around town to some very dissatisfied customers.
is that basque space program reference?
Every machine is a smoke machine if you use it wrong enough.













