First of all, I drink every day. Secondly, I just woke up.
The pub trivia I go to on occasion is very chill. It starts at 7 and usually wraps by 8:30 at the latest and I typically have 1-2 beers the whole night. I get up for work at 5 and this still works out pretty nicely
Noice!
Jokes on you, zombies don’t have to pay taxes or get sent to war.
Funny, my buddy just asked me to go to the bar, and I told him he was about 15m post pajama changeover.
What a terrific question!
Because, like tens of millions of people, I don’t work 9-5 Monday through Friday.
Since this is obvious question night, how did you get so fat?
Skill issue
practice
That’s why you go to a pub that does trivia on a Wednesday instead… /s
But on a serious note, I just drink until I know 'hey, one more drink and I won’t be happy tomorrow. And if I am still over, I just make sure to stop by the 24 hour store for Powerade, red bull, and iced tea (or I guess, your absolute favlure drink to cheer you up.) Of the 5 or so hang over mornings, I’ve only been caught once by reception because I ordered 3+ hash browns for a delivery time of the time I get to work
Till…8:30?
Coke if you’re rich and meth if you’re middle class.
I do pub trivia but I don’t drink.
How many drinks are you having that it’s an issue? How late are trivia nights running?
I’ve not been to one in a long time but I’d probably have two pints and be done before nine. That might not be accurate, it’s been fifteen years, but that’s what I recall.
I didn’t hear no bell
Not even when they called last orders?
Yeah, I usually have a couple of pints and am home by 8 if we leave immediately or 9-10 if we hang out longer.
I’d typically be done before nine pints too 😁
Hah! Very good, I hadn’t spotted that.
Gestures broadly at everything
Because it’s office mandated fun time
No kids and a DD or uber. Final answer.
I recently took my bike to a party. Tried some new liquors beyond my means.
I ended up walking my bike home, which was long but not impossible. It sucked that most Ubers can’t stow a bike, not quite sure how else I might’ve handled it.









