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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Comic Strips@lemmy.world · 5 days ago

I'd be a zombie the following day

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I'd be a zombie the following day

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Comic Strips@lemmy.world · 5 days ago
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  • Ann Archy@lemmy.world
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    4 days ago

    First of all, I drink every day. Secondly, I just woke up.

  • janewaydidnothingwrong@lemmy.world
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    5 days ago

    The pub trivia I go to on occasion is very chill. It starts at 7 and usually wraps by 8:30 at the latest and I typically have 1-2 beers the whole night. I get up for work at 5 and this still works out pretty nicely

    • porcelainpitcher@lemmy.today
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      4 days ago

      Noice!

  • iuseasahibtw@ani.social
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    5 days ago

    Jokes on you, zombies don’t have to pay taxes or get sent to war.

  • Dozzi92@lemmy.world
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    5 days ago

    Funny, my buddy just asked me to go to the bar, and I told him he was about 15m post pajama changeover.

  • Mulligrubs@lemmy.world
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    5 days ago

    What a terrific question!

    Because, like tens of millions of people, I don’t work 9-5 Monday through Friday.

    Since this is obvious question night, how did you get so fat?

  • DangerNooble@lemmy.world
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    5 days ago

    Skill issue

  • Mike D@piefed.social
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    5 days ago

    practice

  • MidsizedSedan@lemmy.world
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    5 days ago

    That’s why you go to a pub that does trivia on a Wednesday instead… /s

    But on a serious note, I just drink until I know 'hey, one more drink and I won’t be happy tomorrow. And if I am still over, I just make sure to stop by the 24 hour store for Powerade, red bull, and iced tea (or I guess, your absolute favlure drink to cheer you up.) Of the 5 or so hang over mornings, I’ve only been caught once by reception because I ordered 3+ hash browns for a delivery time of the time I get to work

  • RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world
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    5 days ago

    Till…8:30?

  • SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.social
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    5 days ago

    Coke if you’re rich and meth if you’re middle class.

  • Siethron@lemmy.world
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    5 days ago

    I do pub trivia but I don’t drink.

  • Flamekebab@piefed.social
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    5 days ago

    How many drinks are you having that it’s an issue? How late are trivia nights running?

    I’ve not been to one in a long time but I’d probably have two pints and be done before nine. That might not be accurate, it’s been fifteen years, but that’s what I recall.

    • huquad@lemmy.ml
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      5 days ago

      I didn’t hear no bell

      • Flamekebab@piefed.social
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        5 days ago

        Not even when they called last orders?

    • Joelk111@lemmy.world
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      5 days ago

      Yeah, I usually have a couple of pints and am home by 8 if we leave immediately or 9-10 if we hang out longer.

    • lobut@lemmy.ca
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      5 days ago

      I’d typically be done before nine pints too 😁

      • Flamekebab@piefed.social
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        5 days ago

        Hah! Very good, I hadn’t spotted that.

  • LillyPip@lemmy.ca
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    5 days ago

    Gestures broadly at everything

  • Anna@lemmy.ml
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    5 days ago

    Because it’s office mandated fun time

  • tacosanonymous@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    5 days ago

    No kids and a DD or uber. Final answer.

    • Katana314@lemmy.world
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      5 days ago

      I recently took my bike to a party. Tried some new liquors beyond my means.

      I ended up walking my bike home, which was long but not impossible. It sucked that most Ubers can’t stow a bike, not quite sure how else I might’ve handled it.

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