If I were that Chinese spy, I’d feel a little betrayed right now…
[Narrator] History would go on to record that after all the complex financial maneuvering, after all the hyperbolic speculation, overt fraud and rampant corruption, the thing that actually popped the AI bubble was Huang’s dick.
Why would an Nvidia exec sleep with Huang? She already has access to Nvidia’s trade secrets!
Is that why she became an Nvidia exec?
Maybe Jensen promised her a free RTX 5090
I mean…
That jacket… It’s power is too much!
The real question is: does he keep it on when he goes to pound town?
Donald Duckin’ it with just the jacket, obvs. Took any shirts off so bare chested too. Somewhere out there the AI porn already exists.
I want that jacket.
So say we all!
I want that jacket.
“I am sorry I cheated and will cheat on you…”
I hope to see the I cheated on my wife and my mistress with a Chinese honeypot former billionaire special of Jerry Springer
I guess I kinda just want reality tv shit back on tv, and less in reality.
Could his ouster be the first domino?
This is leaked by the White House apparently, so some fuckery is going on.
I’d like to see what stock moves JD has been making
I wish but I doubt it. Nvidia is a big piece, maybe the biggest, but there are so many players and so much money at stake. There are so many reasons it should have failed by now but here we are. A lot of people in power seem determined to make it succeed at any cost. Honestly, what might make some of it come crumbling down would be if the government came out and said there would be no bailouts for AI companies that fail. Still, I think that’d only impact players like OpenAI and Anthropic. Companies like Meta and Google have much deeper pockets even without AI.
Every day is springtime for Jensen.
lol this guy was a loser his whole life. Just a nerd with his trust right hand for his little huang.
Then he’s exploiting the masses and public resources and thinks women suddenly think he’s hot at his greyest and flabbiest.
What a schmuck
but that leather jacket
Idk I’d estimate average physical attractiveness.
If someone like this is a loser, what are the rest of us?
I think you may be a bit too hard on him. Who hasn’t been tempted by a beautiful woman in their life? I think something like 50% of couples are unfaithful and it’s often never discovered. Only in anonymous surveys it shows up.
I think we all know that men have a vary hard time resisting temptation. It’s not only this guy. It’s almost every man. So it doesn’t make sense to judge other men very hard over this. Unless you are a woman. Then again, a woman did this to him. He didn’t do it alone.
But sure, the other stuff about exporting chips is just stupid of him. That is my problem with him, not that he was unfaithful.
a woman did this to him
he didn’t do it alone
These are two very different sentiments.
You, get out wth your reasonable and thoughtful reply. The people want pitchforks!
Once a cheater, always a cheater.
As Kendrick said
once a lame, always a lame. You thought the money the power or fame would make you go away?
I cheated once in my youth and learned the lesson real fucking hard. Personally I prefer the zero one many rule.
I mean the funny part is that there’s a way to do this ethically and above board. But he chose not to.
Source: am poly
“ethically” mean consent, his wife totally will not be consenting to this, and will file for divorce.
Also it’s not the biggest issue here.
Idk, I don’t think that being poly makes it acceptable to cavort with spies
but it does make it ok to fuck other people when you’re married.
That’s because in poly you don’t get to be an abusive power tripping megalomaniac, of course he’s not going to choose that way
OoooooOOOO
So technological.
The one AI company that’s making any money, at all, and is in turn funding the other companies who are all in scads of debt - is now about to restructure ahead of an IPO.
You don’t see any technological ramifications there?
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
IPO? Huh? Isn’t NVIDIA already a public company?
Seems like with his unlimited millions, Jensen could have had all the above-board sugar babies, escorts, etc. Plus thousands of impressionable female fans at his amazing CEOness.
And yet he went for cheap tawdry office flings and anyone sexy who chats him up.
Fuckin putz
Probably had all that too
That sounds awfully… financial… in nature.
