Give me your mum jokes!
YO MOMMA is so fat, we’re seriously concerned for her health.
What the hell is going on with the scale in this graph?
Please explain.
yo momma so fat
Noted.
Yo momma so old her social security number is 1.
Your mommy is so big that the big store called and said “no that’s too big”.
trump called her very bigly tremendous
Trump wasn’t interested in her. Too old
I’ve never heard of this trump fellow
But where is Saddam?
What I came to ask. He should be here.
Yo mama so hairy they filmed Gorillas in the Mist in her shower.
“Richard Matthew Stallman, Titanic”
One of the greatest tragedies of life is getting to an age where you have to stop the mom jokes IRL because people’s moms start IRL dying.
The mom jokes have nothing to do with the irl mums. My mum died 20 years ago, a good mum joke doesn’t.
My favourite dead mamma joke was when a friend said “I fucked your mom last night.” I replied “How? Phone sex through a Ouija board?” Then making the hand gesture pointing to the letter “O” over and over again.
Mom died 2 years ago. Still get these at work. I take no offense.
My mom was an abusive piece of shit who I haven’t seen or talked to since I was 18. I’m now 47, and I have no problem with people making fun of her. Thanks to therapy I don’t hate her anymore, but that does not mean that I love her.
Yo mamma so big, when she sits around the house, she sits around the house.
That’s like the first one you learn when you’re in grade school. It’s right up there with “yo momma so fat she got her own ZIP code.”
Yo momma so fat, she cut her finger and gravy came out
yo momma so old she went to school with a t-rex
Your momma’s so fat, she got shot with a tranquilizer dart when the hippos escaped from the zoo.
Yo momma so fat when the weather man said it was chilly outside she ran out with a spoon.
Yo momma so ugly that Cronenberg cast her in a movie.
Your mamma’s so fat Ben Kenobi said: “That’s no moon… that’s yo mamma!”.
