We should offer these two doctors’ services for free penis enlargements to all billionaires.
Rather than free, you should offer the most exclusive and expensive dong surgeries on earth.
You’re both half right. You offer the most exclusive expensive penis enlargement surgury for free just for them, BECAUSE they’re a billionaire.
Nothing rich assholes love more than getting expensive shit for free because of their privledge.
Do you want them to be bigger dicks? With bigger egos?
An autopsy later confirmed that Laniado died from cardiac hypertrophy, a condition involving an enlarged heart.
A search of his hotel room revealed he had been taking multiple substances banned in France, along with vasodilators commonly used to treat erectile dysfunction. According to judicial sources, these substances are believed to have contributed to his death.
Ah, so it had nothing to do with the procedure, dude was on a cocktail of his own drugs, didn’t tell the doctor, had a heart attack.
So, if it was anyones fault, it was the pathetic billionaires fault. Also anyone who gets rich from diamonds is always, 100%, a scumbag.
Ahh, cocaine and Cialis. A classic combo for cardiac catastrophe
Solid alliteration
Hey Musk I got a proposition for ya
No no. You do it this way:
“Hey musk, you have a small dick”
I still think autoerotic asphyxiation is the most embarrassing way to die, but, thanks to this article, I’ve now been introduced to a close second.
The fact that he was a billionaire diamond magnate just makes it easier to laugh.
this is definitely worse than autoerotic asphyxiation, that’s just someone trying and failing to explore their kink…this is just someone who won the game of life being insecure about his dick
Solid argument
He died while the procedure was being performed at a private clinic in March 2019
I wondered why he wasn’t answering my calls! Why are we only just finding out about this now?
