I mean penis has obvious advantages, like piss-aim and not bleeding. Also looks funny. But what does the vagina have? Like seriously???
Aside from everything already stated … pushing a whole ass baby out of a vagina is already a moderately unpopular activity
A smaller and slightly longer tube is unlikely to be an improvement
Yeah see possibility of human child is another bad attribute of something to have. Women have to live their entire life in fear if unwanted human DNA tumors which will hurt and be disgusting
Well now we’re talking about the uterus, which has all sorts of other unfun side effects, including (at minumum) monthly nonstop days-long gut punches
Hyenas know what you are talking about.
Less dangle between activities, more areas for pleasure, better plugin functionality.
Whereas penises have simpler attachment, the vagina has both muscle control, lubrication for better conductivity, easy access to non-invasive interfacing of blood and hormones, storage space and flexible mounting directions. If ever I would have a detachable cybernetic extra limb, regulator or weapon, a vagina would be a fantastic mount.
Just squeeze to activate.
Yeah, you wouldn’t wanna have it permanently though, huh?
Less dangle downstairs, more momentum upstairs :p
(Excluding masectomy)Just squeeze to activate
What a sentence
Just imagine that just squeezing as an option makes you a lesser option. “Just squeeze” is exactly why dicks don’t get a chance… !
Multiple orgasms.
Prostate orgasms enter the room
From the back door.
And yet, oddly so many women have never had one. Feels like a feast or a famine thing I guess?
An extra pocket
I’m so jealous of how many skittles girls are able to carry. I can only fit like 9 in my foreskin.
Your foreskin frightens me.
What a terrible day to be literate.
if you’re brave enough this is not a difference
In that case, bigger pocket
But if ya keep the camera rolling.
I don’t like the sound of that
Doesn’t randomly go erect during middle school powerpoint presentations
Then maybe you shouldn’t be teaching middle school???
/jk
I did actually consider becoming a teacher ages back :3. but then I realized you have to be smart for that
No you don’t, you just have to be smarter than those students, and that’s not hard, because they’re stupid. If they’re outpacing you, you just downshift to a lower grade, until you find the grade level where you’re smarter than most.
And for the kids that are smarter than you, you just bully them until they shut up, or transfer to a different school.
And for the kids that are smarter than you, you just bully them until they shut up, or transfer to a different school.
I really hope you’re kidding here
Not wrong lol. But you need to be smart to pass the classes to become a teacher in the first place, which really is the hard part :3. I looked into what I needed to be accepted into the courses when I was looking into what to study, and my grades didn’t meet the requirements
When I was little. I thought my parents were the smartest people in the world. Then when I went to school, I thought my teachers were the smartest people in the world, because they were way smarter than my parents. When I got to high school, I thought my maths and English and science teachers where the smartest people in the world, because they were way smarter than my primary school teachers.
Now 20 years later, I’m friends with lots of people who teach high school, and secretly they’re not that smart. All they need to do is learn the material from the curriculum and teach it to the students.
Enormous respect for what they do, I couldn’t do it, but it’s not a job that requires higher than average intelligence.
Not particularly. You just need to sound like you know what you’re talking about.
Lmfao, reminds me of a random highscool team ppt presentation I did with a girl I liked. I got a random awkward hardie during my half, then my partner outdid me and peed her sweatpants during hers.
Reads like a summary for a story on archiveofourown.org
Easier to sell pictures of it.
You still have a nice hole on the back of your body
Much smaller customer base interested in pictures of that one.
Doesn’t disable you if kicked in the crotch area
Doesn’t show through pants
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Camel toe doesn’t show when wearing baggy pants. My dick does tho.
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The problem is most men wear non tight pants but most women cannot even find non-tight pants for sale coz fashion standards are not equivalent.
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Ratio is not equivalent
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Leggings
Nothing stopping penis havers from wearing leggings.
No way, I used to be a penis haver and I didn’t like wearing leggings at all. Now that I no genitals, I wear leggings all the time. I’m wearing leggings right now. In short: gender dysphoria is stopping penis havers from wearing leggings
Which isn’t a penis issue but a dysphoria issue.
Well that’s a fake semantic distinction.
Hey. Cis penis haver here. For me dysphoria isn’t really an issue but wearing leggings still is because I don’t want put all my stuff on display. So if I actually do wear leggings its usually with some pants or shorts over them.
Did medieval living history cosplay, have a penis, have nothing against wearing tights.
Where do the balls and the penis actually go in those?
Well, I was fencing, so mine went in an athletic cup.
Well, they either need to tuck or prepare to look indecent. I can confirm leggings are way less stressful to wear post-dickectomy.
Four years post dickectomy, I can confirm it’s way better now.
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Having an extra organ sitting outside your pelvis can be more uncomfortable than you realize.
Sex jokes aside, you use that area of your body for a lot of supported activities, eg riding a bike, or even just sitting down for long periods of the day. Obviously, sitting on it is not a common mistake, but it can shift out of position or be squeezed about frequently.
Sometimes I think there’s a reason I see more female acrobats. It’s a lot simpler to grapple a bar with your legs when you don’t need to worry about the protection of a cup.
I don’t think you’ve ever been in mens restroom, piss everywhere
I frequently use them because im indistinguishable from males sometimes. Although I only use the hand washing feature.
Understandable, we have some nice options to choose from. No idea why they’re not in all bathrooms, to be honest.
Women, by contrast, are polite enough to only get piss all over the toilet seat
Not true, sometimes it’s on the walls and ceilings too
This is what I don’t get as a janitor myself. I have never had to clean piss or shit off anything but the floor and toilets in the men’s room. In the women’s room, it’s all over the walls and sometimes the ceiling. How?! It’s gotta be way harder to aim, which makes it feel like it’s being done on purpose.
I’d guess they don’t want to sit on the toilet seat and put their shoesolesnon the ring and crouch. Combine that with being extremely drunk… Easy to lose your balance.
From accounts I’ve heard from janitors, women’s bathrooms are typically worse. Sure, men’s bathrooms can have urine on the floor, but that’s easy enough to clean up since you’re mopping anyways. Some women tend to hover over public toilets, so they end up getting urine, poop, and period discharge all over the toilet and adjacent area. And of course, you’re going to have disgusting people in both bathrooms that do things just to make someone else’s life harder.
I used to bartend and had to clean bathrooms after close. Can confirm, the women’s bathroom took longer to clean.
That’s because of the handler, not the hardware
As someone who’s used both, I think men’s and women’s restrooms are equally gross overall. Humans is humans, bodies is bodies, grossness doesn’t discriminate, etc.
As someone that has to clean them during my job. Guys bathrooms are generally dirtier. Guys just don’t know how to aim and for some reason the majority of them refuse to sit down.
When a girl sticks her finger in it and pwns you, it’s fantastic
Sex toys for vaginas are simpler, easier to maintain and even DIY. Also, more socially acceptable in big parts of the world.
And I’d say more hygienic.
You can usually reach the same hygienic standard, just with way more difficult maintenance. In fact, cleaning is most of what my “easier to maintain” point is about.
It’s internal, makes for a more elegant silhouette.
Much harder to injure.
More aerodynamic.More aerodynamic.
You clearly have not seen the flappy lips of naked skydivers. Yes, more aerodynamic, but definitely not aerodynamic.
Might be the only good answer in here.
Also potential additional storage.
Well for starters I’ve never found a penis that I can stick MY penis in.
Look up docking, there’s a wider world out there 😁
Well that got real REAL quick.
wait til you find out about sounding
Have you see the size of a horse’s dickhole? Someone’s dick can probably fit in there.
There’s someone for you out there, keep looking
Self-cleaning and lubricating.
