Ur forgetting that movie need to make money and the target audience who pays to watch James bond would never pay to watch that.
“Yeah we made the same shitty movie, but listen me now… Now the chArActER IZ A WoMEn!! Plz watch!!”
Did we have spy thriller Black Widow yet?
Or a gay James Bond man who sleeps with all the other men.
You must be talking about the Sean Connery inspired character in The Venture Bros
“Do you expect me to talk?”
“No Mr Bond. I expect you to cum!”
Or an ace James Bond who isn’t distracted by tits and dicks and just does his fucking job. Still a raging alcoholic because ace tho.
Including the villains, with equally cheesy name-based gags.
“I see they don’t call you ‘blo’-feld for nothing ;)”
At first I was like “no” then I got to the second paragraph. I’d watch this for sure.
Screw that, make Modesty Blaise
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Is her own character, so wouldn’t get labeled “the female James Bond.”
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Has a cooler back story than James Bond
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Has a cool cast of supporting characters
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Is canonically awesome at martial arts, but will use guns when pressed
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Already has a bunch of books and comics to use as source material
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Has at least as many sexual adventures as Bond
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Has a long-time male partner with whom she is emphatically not in a romantic relationship or a Will-they-won’t-they situation
Why does she look like Ghislaine Maxwell?
This why not make new franchises instead of gender sealing a character. There are so many stories out there why tell he same ones just gender or race swapped. Tell new ones that feature the gender or race you want.
It makes chuds annoyed. And that’s about as good a reason to do anything! I’m all for race and gender-swapped Bond!
The reason why the industry regurgitates IP is because the general public and the industry are lazy as fuck.
You could make a brand new super hero but it won’t be as popular as retelling the Batman origin story for the 30th time.
Same goes for James Bond. I personally think if they want to continue that universe, and introduce a female spy as lead. Just create a new character, give her the number 005, and make the damn movie. I don’t want a 007 Jane Bond but I’m down with a 005 Jane Smithe. Retrofit some shit about James training her before he died. Put Craig in flashbacks or something, and go from there. Hell, you could even make it Moneypenny. In the universe they had a working relationship, she worked in the field with Bond in the previous movies, and maybe she is promoted to 005 after he died. The first movie could be her transition to spydom, learning the ropes, getting promoted, and stumbling into some super villain storyline - which isn’t fully resolved at the end for the next movie. I’d totally watch Naomie Harris as 005 kicking ass and taking names.
Of course you know that won’t happen. They’ll do the bullshit they did in No Time to Die.
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Spoilers for 007 flick No Time To Die from 2021:
!spoiler spoiler we find out the next 007 is exactly a seductive woman. The above concept could be written with the actress chosen for that film as the new 007 and it wouldn’t feel like a character change at all.!<
Definitely a recommend if you’re a Bond fan and missed it during the pandemic.
Legit A+ take
I vote Alicia Vikander
This looks like a job for a jacked, alt Aussie.
Awooga indeed.
Marilyn Manson, is that you?
Count the ribs.
The Rib area looks particularly strange in the photo.
Who TF is that and likes lobsters so much?
sibling, those are scorpions on her abs.
Pinchy bugs.
Rhea Ripley. Def has the athleticism and swagger for fem badass lesbian chauvinist Bond.
Soooo many lesbians I know are devastated that she’s straight and married. 🤣
Since I’d be watching for all the scantily clad males she’d be seducing, I wouldn’t want her to be lesbian or there wouldn’t be any of those.
She can swing both ways, like James. Nobody can convince me he hasn’t dabbled even if it’s not in the movies.
Ana de Armas please
And please let her be played by Charlize Theron.
This is fire. Support Women’s Wrongs, not just their Rights
Reading your comment gave me whiplash from the cultural difference of James Bond and a trendy word with 12 year olds from 5 years ago. Every generation will have words that are popular and a few of those are fine, anyone using the word “fire” like you have is absolutely not one of those, especially now when you couldn’t even blame it on trying to be trendy. It was always an excruciatingly “I’m 9 years old and trying to sound cool” word and you should feel really fucking ashamed for not realising that.
5 years is plenty of time for language to spread to other groups. Every in my millennial group accepts this as standard parlance.
Every generation says this about the next generation’s slang. The world has moved on from you, you should accept that.
“Fire” is kind of a dated millennial term by this point anyway. Gen Z would be calling this “Bondpilled” or some shit lmfao
Femmebond is sigma pilled? can someone put an LLM to good use and make me a gen z translator
There’s the thing, the moment you do understand it, it will be something different.
This is by design, you just have to accept it.
Radical dude!
Far out!
Ahahahahahaha. Why do i reply to you? I’m sorry your vocabulary is so limited. Have you read anything on a printed page like ever?
You are 11 days old, calm down
The only appropriate response to this lmao
This chud is crashing out ;)
This is not a fire take. Straight up. Big L lil bro.
Don’t be a square. Neologisms are cool/rad/sick/lit/fire.
Or should we stick to only using the shibb that the previous generation thought was ““cringe”” to borrow your own use of a neolog there.
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Why can’t we have a big budget Modesty Blaise movie?
