Obsessing over women’s armpit stubble is just an armpit fetish with extra steps. And less self-awareness.
Now, normally I wouldn’t say this, but since it’s a u/violet08_ post, I think I have license to be horny: I would bathe every square mm of those pits with my tongue.
That’s some barely legal weird. But make no mistake that, legal or not, it’s pretty fucking weird.
You sick son of a bitch. So, she has like two, you mind doubling up?
It’s weird how Carpenter was essentially a nobody until she shifted into her current style. Shows how important your style/branding is. Also, Would.
POV : When humans find out humans are human
Conservative media looking for ladies airpit hair must require a hell of a magnifying glass.
I mean, my wife usually has more armpit hair than I do. I gotta shave mine off or the stink germs breed there. She’s lucky she smells like unicorn farts and moon dust.
According to Apollo astronauts, moon dust smells like spent gunpowder.
Just wipe with alcohol, no reason to go full exotic like that.
yes plenty of reason. it’s a lot of hair.
I, too, must use foliage control for…stank reasons.
no it just hurts my feelings when there’s more hair in my armpits than on top of my head
Thats literally nothing. Wake me up when ladies full armpit Bushes are back in style
Saw a DJ once that dyed her underarm hair in rainbow colors.
LGBT disco is a hellova place
That sounds like it could go horribly wrong if you don’t know how to use the chemicals.
Depends on how you do it, really. Most of the candy color dyes these days are semi-permanent or temporary colors, so they don’t have the same harsh chemicals that permanent dye used to have. The most dangerous chemical in the process is the peroxide bleach, and you can get really gentle formulations of that now for bleaching your mustache.
* <3 Tinzo <3 *
Oh snap nyc. I’m in there thank you
I love how you knew exactly who I’m talking about
A teenager at my work had to point out a woman who, according to him, has more armpit hair then he did. I told him that sounded like a You Problem.
I think that’s super hot. Not that it matters lol.
I just love when people are unapologetically themselves
I get a high skin fade and buzz all my body hair once every month or two. Really gets the airflow in all the crevices for a bit. Anything more than that seems exhausting.
I would also like to sign up for this alert.
Body shaming people more beautiful than they’ll ever be lol Envy is one helluva drug.
Hopefully someone shows up with full pit bush next time and really blows their minds.
I hope some female celebrity does just that to make a point.
Not what we’ve sadly been conditioned to think is normal but still looks great would just take a bit to get used to. Just like my gf looks a bit odd when she takes off her glasses just takes 10 minjtes for the brain to adjust to the new reality.
Hair on a woman’s body just indicates that she is a grown adult to me.
Nice 😎
My money is on Chappel Roan
It’s the Met Gala, they could totally show up with full pit and crotch forestry to make that statement.
I kind of want them to grow it out so much it looks like a fuzzy bikini.
Being human is fucking exhausting.
I yearn to return to the formless void.
Social norms dictate that I cannot support this post.
Where is that giant meteor…
The end of the game for FF7.
We live in a society
Exactly. Offbeat complainers can just not pass on their genes, right, wrong, or indifferent.
So make a funny face to this post and then feel entitled because Lemmy is a microcosm of the real world.
Jonker
Who the fuck is this? What the fuck is that and finally who the fuck cares?
Live your own motherfucking lives, ya twats.
Title. Arm hair. People on the internet.
Thanks for showing you care by taking the time to comment. And for creating a paradox, because now if the reader is to live their “own motherfucking lives, ya twats”, they will be following your directive, and caring for what you think, and thusly not living their “own motherfucking lives, ya twats” Their only option otherwise is to not live their “own motherfucking lives, ya twats” as their individual expression, yet that too would be not living their “own motherfucking lives, ya twats”. Perhaps they will need to return for more advice on living their “own motherfucking lives, ya twats”.
You sound like a person who doesn’t get much done
It’s like when Tom Morello asks the audience to sing along and they’re all like “Fuck you I won’t do what you tell me” and he’s like “Wtf this is Renegades of Funk”.
Where the hair?! That’s shaven, but not to extreme levels of wax that shit into oblivion this morning. Hollywood and porn industry basically since 90s has just brainwashed society into believing body hair is disgusting and weird. For some reason. It’s also especially funny when you descend into “Hairy” section of the porn and it’s just normal women with normal levels of body hair. Like, not even full yeti, just some armpit hair and a bit of a bush downstairs. That’s not “hairy”, that’s just “normal” woman.
Firstly be what makes YOU comfortable, then look for what others might care. I’ve tried shaving fully to silky smooth levels and it’s really not comfortable in a lot of places of body.
just want to remind people that humans have been shaving various areas of their bodies for thousands of years. they did it in ancient Rome. we’ve probably been removing body hair for much longer than that even. it’s not a modern thing it’s just the fashion right now. personally idgaf whether other people remove their body hair or not. I like to though, it feels nice and makes me feel sexy.
When I want to treat myself, I shave, exfoliate and moisturise my legs, and change my bedsheets. It’s divine.
I used to shave my legs because of the nebulous patriarchal pressure that many girls and women experience. But now I do it for good reasons and it’s much more liberating
You’re right about farther back than ancient Rome. A few months ago I went to a mummy’s tomb exhibit from ancient Egypt. People considered shaving so important they were buried with their razors so they could shave in the afterlife. Not just faces either, body and head hair were not spared.
THANK YOU. The idea that this is some new trend drives me nuts. I wanna add on that waxing hair for aesthetics is even older than shaving; it’s extremely difficult to get a shaving edge with bronze tools (and shaving with flint sucks), but you can make sugaring paste with honey - and there’s evidence of it being done for beauty at least 6,000 years ago. There’s plenty of evidence that it was common in ancient egypt, rome, greece, china…
I don’t think it’s the removal of body hair that is seen as “new”. It’s the way it’s ridiculed like in this post when there’s a tiny bit of stubble lol and it’s worth mentioning.
Though I wouldn’t say that’s new either, it’s just more and more widespread the wider the communication methods have become. But this isn’t “new” even in the modern world for Hollywood, it’s online now with the wider reach but this stuff has existed for as long as we’ve been photographing celebrities lol.
The elites don’t even want people to look like mammals let alone humans.
They want us to look like reptiles, so that they fit in!!1
I don’t understand. Is it because there’s a tiny bit of stubble in what is possibly the hardest place on the body to shave? As a man that’s been waxed before, I 100% understand if someone doesn’t want to do it. It sucks. And this is like the amount of hair I have by evening if I shave in the morning.
No way you just said armpits are the hardest place to shave
What a pussy
Are pussies hard to shave? Balls certainly are
I would imagine that some are harder to shave than others, depending on their shape.
But man, shaving a scrotum is a good way to accidentally castrate yourself.
I can’t imagine how folk shave their buttholes and peributtholes on their own. Like even with slippers I end up snicking something, and no one needs to see my war zone I’m not making a beautician do it. And I’m not trying waxing I tried a small bit on my leg. Big mistake. That goes nowhere near my puckers.
You wouldn’t shave your butthole, or around your butthole, iirc, because of issues you can experience down there based on ingrowns and nicks. Roll of the dice depending on your body.
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I’ve done it a few times. It’s not that hard, just be careful. The problem is you have no more silent farts, they are all loud cheek clappers after you shave.
oh that one’s just for decoration anymore anyways
I can shave my sack fairly easily. Probably because I’ve been doing it for 35 years.
Not quite as long as you, but I’ve also been doing so for a long time. I’ve probably shaved my groin more often than I have my face at this point. I’m still pretty awful at it.
- I’m morbidity obese, so the reach isn’t always easily quite there.
- Because of the obesity, it’s really only feasible to shave standing up, but I broke my ankle and hurt my spine a while ago, so it’s already difficult to stand up for any period of time.
- I’m right handed, but I’ve dislocated my right shoulder fourteen times, so I can’t always make that hand/arm do what I want.
- I’m pretty uncoordinated with my left hand and have arthritis in that shoulder, which isn’t a huge limiter, but still complicates things.
I just do my best and hope that, at worst, it doesn’t itch for me and is not actively unpleasant for my partner. Generally speaking I don’t expect anyone else to look at or interact with the area.
Like most topics, the nuances are in the details and everyone has different details.
(my dudes, some of us here respect each others intelligence enough not to use sarcasm tags. Which of course leaves dipshits like me confused as fuck, which I think is hilarious in an ironing kind of way. And these racing stripes I put on the community look pretty sharp)
Weird
Kim Jong Un says he doesn’t poop, could this mean he’s been a woman all along??
🤯
I know the meme, and that is from some kind of talent show, but I’m curious to what he’s watching at that moment
After your answer i only have more questions
As you should. She is Jess Dobkins.
I shall indulge
I love the original poggers guy
You have been banned from !pyongyang@lemmy.world
Kim
Now it all makes sense.
