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Is this based on Elvis if he’d lived?
I didn’t realize my 64-year-old uncle was average-sized.
At 60, they switch over to units of time. After 70, to metric.
Edit: My bad. After 60 pounds, they reverse polarity.
Well Americans do run heavier than most other countries.
By golly, this just shows us that we need AI in everything now!
Don’t worry, we’ll start slowly and responsibly with inconsequential things like medicine and war.
War is not inconsequential are you kidding me?? Have you not seen the profit margins?? Have you not seen the Dow?? /s
“Adenosine/atropine, it’s one of those ‘A’ drugs. Just give them a few milligrams and see what happens. We’ll go from there.”
I’m so glad that I invested in a 60 lb bag of cement last year! In 50-59 years, I’m gonna be able to sell this bag for a fortune!
Ladies, if your man weighs 4,900 pounds, that’s not your man. That’s a 2026 GMC Sierra 1500 Denali.
So that’s where my money went…,
Was it about tree fiddy?
Well you see in the US, the vehicle just becomes the same legal entity as the owner, after a certain number of years.
69 pound 1 year old, such a big baby.
Nono, if you’re 60-69 pounds old, the average weight is 1 year.
Anything but metric.
Yes but it’s a light year.
Light years is not a measurement of time it is a measurement of weight.
Behold that master
racetechIs that pounds sterling or American?
I’m not paying that much for an American. They can’t spell and they don’t know the correct names for vegetables, I’ll have so much educating to do, it’s not worth it.
How long is that in parsecs?
About 17 bananas
Doesn’t this also mean that the average life expectancy of a US American male is not much more than 29 years?
Maybe. But if they survive their 50s they end up being 69 pounds old.
Crap, I’m underweight; time to order at least 296 pizzas.
Anyone got a voucher?
I can vouch that you won’t survive eating 296 pizzas.
Hopes, deleted…
Billions of dollars.
