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Hey, I can be two things 😢
I set my standards low so I’m never disappointed.
Lies, lies, lies. I’m gonna ask her out and she how my life will end. Rejected and fired for sexual harassment? Or blackmailed after the first hot night? /joke
Actually there’s a woman at my company who I see about once a month. No idea what her name is or what building/team she works in. She’s one of the most attractive women I’ve ever seen. Like, I can count on my fingers how many times I’ve seen a woman that attractive in my whole life.
Speak for yourself. My bosses are all 50 plus year old perverts, so they’re only hiring incredibly attractive women.
Sometimes going into work sucks for me the way it might feel for a goblin sewer cleaner to walk out into the city.
Hi, one of your coworkers here 👋
We actually spend a lot of time talking behind your back about how hot you are
Yeah, They really should do something about their fever.
They are too cute to be sick.
Oh god. It went from threads to reddit to lemmy. I want to hurl.
Lol, how else are we going to see it here if we don’t go to reddit on threads?
Threads is still relevant?
If she ain’t on Threads, I’m not even wasting my time.
I mean it claims 12 k somethings… that’s probably more upvotes than total upvotes cast in a day on lemmy
Lemmy.world alone counts 13k/m, counting the top 20 instances we reach over 20k, crazy how we have more people than meta threads
Dead internet theory in action.
Are you talking about the same thing? The parent comment is talking about how this single threads post has 12.7k upvotes. If you’re looking at daily active users, threads has about 150M, compared to lemmy.world’s 13.2k monthly active users.
As occasionally using Meta services, I have a feeling that they are by far in the dead internet, the bots outnumber humans.
Sure, but… a top post in 6hrs here might be pushing 1k upvotes and 50 comments.
Let’s just be honest about how things are
That…is the name of this community after all.
You’re in threads and reddit?
That is why I know they are attractive, both inside and out.
You must be REALLY close knowing their insides are attractive.
What else to do during lunch break?
Vore?
Almost seems backwards. If you’re spending that much time in close proximity to a person and you are finding them attractive, that would seem to be a good sign.
The point is that you shouldn’t feel that comfortable with your coworkers. People have lives outside their workplaces.
You should bond with people you spend lots of time with. You shouldn’t feel you have to date them just because you’re bonding with them over that time.
Don’t insult my mom like that
Okay, fine, your mom is very attractive. She single?
Maybe… what are you intentions ?
A nice place to work.
You have a much better shot at his mom than finding a nice place to work.
That’s uncool to say, no matter how true it is.
Depends on the HR policy.
I find the inverse true. I work at a place that has a few women I thought were very attractive. Now that I’ve worked with them for years, I’m over it
Jobs really crush the human spirit, don’t they? They are an evil, twisted perversion of what once was.
Counterpoint: my place of business hired a person who was a regular customer that I found distressingly attractive, like “Oh no, that hot customer is back, okay don’t be weird, give them their space.”
Once I worked with them for a few months I found out they were a total space cadet. I didn’t suddenly find them un-attractive, but I definitely revised my estimation such that their presence was no longer a problem.
What’s a space cadet in this context?
Someone too focused on being an astronaut to pay any attention to the work that needs to be done at their normal job
You’re not entirely wrong. Any conversation with them would inevitably drift off into the weirdest tangents, and they would happily continue their side of the conversation, even if the person to whom they were speaking had to walk away or start doing another task. They weren’t bad at the job, but they weren’t great either, and they were consistently odd, and not in a fun quirky way.
How I met my wife.
And how she met the guy she divorced me for.
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Oof
Well that’s a roller coaster of emotions
I want to get off Mr Bones Wild ride.
Imagine 10 feet around you :)
I find it interesting that a majority of the top comments assume the image is referring to a female coworker. The gender neutrality of it leaves much room for interpretation. I haven’t seen the latest Lemmy demographic stats, but this doesn’t exactly paint a balanced perspective.
