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Jesus let all this Epstein stuff happen. When a girl was crying and being raped, where was Jesus? When one was being eaten, where was god?
Honestly, the part where Alucard and God talk in Helling: Ultimate Abridged is one of the main things that pointed me down the path to question all religion.
Helping some self righteous NFL player make a touchdown, for His glory.
Jesus is a vile character. He sees pedophiles, murderers and rapists do their thing and does nothing, just watches. He is complicite.
They were goyim so they don’t count.
Press “F” to christfully.
They spelled Israeli’s wrong
Why aren’t those people pointing their phones at the Son of God and his enormous bird?
Why would Jesus care about Captain Kirk? Is He a Star Trek fan?
I doubt He’s furious at anyone. He’s too busy being a Whirling Dervish of Other Cheek-turning.
Why would I comment a made up word to pray for Jesus, or Captain Kirk, or the enormous bird, or the stoned photo-takers? Show me where ‘christfully’ (note they couldn’t even give the guy’s name a capital ‘C’) is in the Bible.
Also …
How dare this heretic presume to speak for The Lord!!!
Technically all words are made up
CHRISTFULLY?!?! HAHAHAHAHA
The libruls are all christempty
Why didn’t Jesus ask the giant eagle to take the ring to Mordor?
“We ARE Mordor, bald eagle!” - 'Murican Jesus
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Jesus is the ultimate cuck.
Jesus Cucking Christ
What with the giant eagle? 😂
Why would he be mad at liberals? It was another nazi who killed him.
White Jesus!!!
Wow.
For not stopping the far right guy that killed him?
Have you guys also noticed that we’ve barely heard anything about Kirk’s shooter compared to Luigi? I wonder if it’s because Kirk’s shooter isn’t quite as useful to them for painting the left as “violent criminals”
The media does NOT want to address the groypers
Address the groypers, cowards
🐘ADDRESS ME
For releasing the mutant giant eagle.
Hey! We don’t do facts here!
No, for pushing the COVID-19 vaccine. As I keep telling people, it was the “plandemic” that made him get the jab which is what made his neck just do that. The liberals pinned it on a nice boy from a MAGA family to protect Big Pharma.
Its how the left got kennedy too
Isn’t fury one of the seven deadly sins?
I think it’s “furry”
Greed, Wrath, Pride, Gluttony, Lust, Envy, and Sloth.
Furries are only, like, 6 of those things. 🤷♂️
Wtf does god have against sloths? They’re so cute albeit a little creepy.
Pretty sure the vore folks encapsulate them all in one spot.
Wrath?
Since when does Jesus protect fascists? Obviously the English translation of the Bible is wrong. Poor Americans, they were taught a false Christianity!
White jjesys and giabtrusty aide kick, eagle boy!
meanwhile on Facebook:
Anarchism is slavery? What?
War is peace.
And most importantly: ignorance is strength.
Good to know that the nazis werent fascists. You never stop mearning
They where just really patriotic \s
If you had a penny for every magatard that actually knew what fascism was you wouldn’t have enough to buy lunch
Ah, “Nazism”, the slightly less right wing brother of fascism. 🫠
