Admit it, you’ve thought about it at the very least
They always fumble it though. No technique.
When someone puts a stick in your hand, don’t you wave it around like a sword?
Helicopter!
Practice makes perfect.
Those pepper sauces will make it a memorable experience for both.
Turns out y’all have terrible fucking aim. Not falling for that one again
They don’t have as much practice as you and I.
Oh yea, I can’t blame em. It comes out at a slight angle and sometimes is unpredictable. If she wants to aim, were doing that in the shower.
Bonk!
because you always miss the bowl
Watersport diaries
This is a shitpost com, not a pisspost!!!
My wife did ask me if she can do it when we started dating and my response was simple “are you crazy? I know how it works and even then i can’t aim it properly”.
She wants to touch your penis?
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Just run the sink
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