Seeing the title photo of the article, I hope they will be put behind bars for capital culinary crimes.
Ngl, I would love a trip to Europe. I’m not the biggest fan of ranch but I’d put ranch on every damn thing they want. Europeans would be side eyeing me like mad. Wouldn’t care. Got free trip.
But do you need extra dressing when the whole kitchen staff have already hocked up their chunkiest loogies to hold up their end of the cultural exchange?
omg this is literally about salad dressing. The photo looks AI too.
Honestly, if he isn’t picked they are just losing money on this.
Ranch it up bro!
No no, this makes sense. The world’s opinion of us is already as low as it can possibly get, this can only help. Not likely but how much worse could it get?
Another Walmart moment.
Litehouse is better
Which country will one of these people end up getting murdered? My money’s on France. Someone is going to douse their steak au poivre in bacon flavored ranch, and the reaction won’t be pretty.
My money is on Italy the moment they try using it as pasta sauce.
If they can even survive past asking why their pizza doesn’t have any cheese on it.
Or basically any other food, for that matter.
Okay I get that it might be dangerous but I’m not sure if I am more or less intrigued now
It’s fine as long as they livestream it
Yo this is how you start WWIII
Depends on which country they land first. If it’s Spain and the throw that shit on a paella…
I mean as long as it’s a classic buttermilk dressing aka actual ranch. Then it’s fine. Maybe not on steak au poivre. But like fuck man.
Buttermilk goes good with basically everything. It’s just kinda an inoffensive dressing.
I think this is the most American thing I’ve ever read.
assistant to the branch-assador
Free food, traveling across Europe, and all the ranch I can eat? Sign me the fuck up
Listen, I love ranch, but you’re gonna want to convince the Scots and let them try to convince everyone else. Ranch is amazing on fried food, and by fuck does Scotland fry food.
I want to see an American eat haggis with ranch
I’ve done that. You just tell them it’s buttermilk and they f*** with it hard. You just tell him it’s ranch after the fact and they get really pissed at you.
But they won’t stop eating it. I’ve done it twice.
Seriously, people keep thinking that all buttermilk dressing just tastes like hidden valley ranch. When really it’s just hidden valley ranch is the disgusting outlier why everyone else’s ranch is just normal buttermilk dressing and it’s delicious.
I just showed this to my Italian work colleagues.
Ranch dressing on pizza…
Torches are lit, pitchforks are at the ready
And I haven’t even explained to them what ranch dressing is yet
In Europe they don’t know what ranch is so Cool Ranch Doritos are called Cool American Doritos…
And with what Americans have been up to recently, they’re going to have to rename it again.
Til ranch is only American
in ireland its called Cool Original
TIL I don’t like ranch.
