I’m thinking things like “Same-sung” For Samsung, because all their products look kinda generic and boring, or Ford standing for “Fix Or Repair Daily” because of the engineering and build quality, or “McDiabetes”, for obvious reasons.
The American embassy for McDonalds
When I had a Samsung TV, I hated it intensely and printed a label that said “scamsung.” That TV eventually went to the recyclers with that label still covering the Samsung one.
McDonalds→McDicks→McPenis. I’m mature.
Some ppl say “Mc D” or “Micky D” so ive taken to calling it “Mickeys D” or “Mickeys Dicky”
Where I am from we call it MacDuk
I still call it reddit. It is already the name of a joke of a corporation.
McDoogles and Brogger Krog for mcds and burger king. Not sure why…
I sometimes call McDonalds „The Gilded Seagull Inn“
Fucking amazing. Some DnD game master is absolutely going to steal that and see how long it takes one of the players to break character.
“Home Despot” is one of my favs from Joey Santore of crime pays but botany doesn’t.
I’ve heard “Home Desparate” before
In our household McDonald’s is nearly universally McZargald’s, based on the Calvin and Hobbes strip. They’re not much good for anything except a reliable place to stop and take a leak when you’re on the hyperspace bypass anyway.
Similarly, I don’t think anyone in my circle has referred to that Baja Blast, chalupa, and fried chicken establishment as anything other than “Cluckin’ Bell” for several decades thanks to the early 3D GTA games.
Before they became Microslop, they were Micro$haft in the IT world. The double entendre is self explanatory.
Food court near me named Choices gets called “Chances”.
Pontiac stands for Poor Old Neanderthal Thinks It’s A Cadillac.
When I grew up it wasn’t neanderthal 🫤
McDeath
Burger Death
Needless Markups
Charbucks
Starfucks
Luis vattion but pronounced like a dude you met in New York.
Chanel like Channel
Annie’s for ana crombe and finch
"BD"H&M
Gucci but pronounced the same as Buc-ees
I just really hate those brands lol. I heard a homeless man cussing them out to himself while fishing talking about burning one down. I have more respect for him then those brands, so yeah fuck em
Idiots Become Managers
Broadcum
But I’ve also just seen IBM and broadcom be used a verb for price hikes or rug pulls.
Samsung –> Samsucks
PlayStation –> PayStation (Not a company name, but close enough)
Jimmy Johns: similar to Pei Wei & PF Chang’s, there is a fancier, more expensive version of the restaurant named James Jonathan.
Fiat: Fix It Again Tony 🤌🏻🤌🏻
Google: it used to be an in joke with my friends to say “giggle it” instead of google it. Now we don’t use google of course…
Best Buy: Worst Buy
Target: it is pronounced “tar-jay” because it is the fancy version of Walmart
711 was a part time job!
Electronic Farts
Cockstar Games
Ubibad (pronounced You Be Bad)
Micro$haft (pre-MicroSlop era)
Nintendon’t (thank you, SEGA)
Jizzard-Gotnovision
just Electronic
The arts are missing
