• Katherine 🪴@piefed.socialEnglish
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    20 days ago

    The only thing I got from my recent COVID booster was chills, aches, and soreness for two days and I do it again in a heartbeat.

  • OldSageRick@lemmy.zipEnglish
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    21 days ago

    Oh I got one of these!

    Btw anyone knows when we will finally get 5G on it? Or is it just mine which didn’t receive its update?

    • ickplant@lemmy.worldOPEnglish
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      21 days ago

      You are not wrong, but I also want to say that the antivax movement started in the UK with Andrew Wakefield. Then US made it way more widespread.

      • rapchee@lemmy.worldEnglish
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        21 days ago

        and he started with “you shouldn’t combine vaccines, instead buy my relative’s single vaccines!”

    • dmention7@midwest.socialEnglish
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      21 days ago

      I hate that I didn’t immediately spot this as satire. It wasn’t until I reread it and digested “mild cases of death” that I realized it wasn’t some antivax nonsense. ☹️

  • TheImpressiveX@lemmy.todayEnglish
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    21 days ago

    Please put a nsfw tag on this. I was on the bus and when I saw this I started screaming in pure fear. Everyone else was giving me concerned looks and were saying things like “what’s going on?” and “are you okay sir?”. The fear I felt seeing this horrible image gave me heart palpitations, forcing me drop my phone. Now there’s an entire bus of terrified people screaming in terror from this one image. Even the bus driver saw a single pixel of the image from the mirror causing so much terror that he swerved the bus straight into an orphanage. So many poor children were injured in the crash, but was worse: many of them saw the image. This is all your fault. Dozens of poor orphan children have been forever and irrecoverably traumatized because of your ignorance to put a nsfw tag on this.

    • QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
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      21 days ago

      Stop dropping your phone on the fucking train

      Every morning I clock into work, and 12 hours later I clock out covered in jizz because someone dropped their phone while looking at porn and turned the whole trip into a goddamn gangbang. I can’t take it anymore. I’m literally knee deep in spunk by the end of the day, because all you motherfuckers are apparently lubing up your hands and can’t get a grip. We’ve all had to start wearing blindfolds when we exit the front so we don’t accidentally get a peak and start furiously cranking our cocks to “thugposts” or “femboys” or whatever the newest horny fad is.

      For the love of god, stop dropping your phone on the fucking train.

  • ratel@mander.xyzEnglish
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    21 days ago

    We should all listen to Prof Hoakes he knows the real truth about vaccines.

  • BillyClark@piefed.socialEnglish
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    21 days ago

    You know, looking at that little scarring in the context of the vaccine, I’m reminded that I heard that there’s this famous idea that milk maids are historically seen as the very definition of pretty, and that the idea stems from the fact that they tended to get cowpox, which protected them from smallpox.

    So, basically, before smallpox vaccines, the typical woman was so badly scarred somewhere visible like her face by smallpox that a woman who simply didn’t have those scars would be considered extremely pretty.

  • Francislewwis@lemmy.worldEnglish
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    20 days ago

    That’s literally just a normal injection mark… meanwhile mumps complications are way worse. Context matters.