Why is this image hosted on reddit?
Please, when you crosspost, make sure to re-upload it so i don’t have to go to that website to see the image in higher-res.
This is the same resolution?!
It’s not hosted at a reddit link though, which gives it higher resolution in our hearts.
I’ve seen a couple of these, who is the artist? Is this a series?
Helen, that’s very kind but I’m not letting you ride home in my car if you’re soaked in piss. Let’s just go.
You seem to have misinterpreted that 5th panel lol
I mean it starts out as a Jesus take the wheel stream for me, so it’s gonna happen
you know what i need a generic one of these:
There have been at least 3 posts that had me reacting like this today. Why is Lemmy so horny lately?
You can’t create art if you’re not horny.
Horny, depressed, vengeful, and enraged. The four horsemen of art.
Springtime…plants and animals are all suddenly getting very giggity.
violet is back, we celebrate
Checking again, it’s one user in particular (not violet08) doing multiple hornyposts. So that makes more sense.
xDDD
Why does Jerma have a alt girlfriend.
Do the “toilet for a day” challenge. You surely won’t regret doing the “toilet for a day” challenge.
That sounds like it would be really hard on your kidneys
Not a doctor.
I imagine that if they (top and bottom) drink plenty of water during the day it should be fine.
It is.
Also not a doctor so don’t ask how I know.
… How do you know?
Practical experimentation
They said DONT ask.
I can’t believe scout tf2 got himself a goth girlfriend after Pauline
Aaaah, I get it, he gets an erection from this common porn trope, so he doesnt need to pee anymore, right?
Do people think an election somehow does away with the need to pee?
not the need itself, but the plumbing wont let it happen.
So the punchline is… Pull out your dick and piss in her mouth because…
She’s a public bathroom?
I don’t think I get horny post comics.Pull out your dick and piss in her mouth because…
he only wants to use the toilet they have at home.
I just read it as an artist saying “hey I can draw in this style, would you like to see more by paying me money at my Patreon or paying for a commission or something like that?”
I chuckled a little.
I took it as her being aggressively kinky and provocative to tease and embarrass her uptight partner, nothing says one way or the other as to if she’s really into that sort of thing or just messing with him since he clearly wouldn’t go through with it, and the punchline being his flustered and mortified reaction rather than just the sexual innuendo.
But the artist wasn’t shy about playing up the horniness and titillation either.
However, that’s not the only way to look at it, and it’s not like we’re dealing with Shakespeare here.
Alright I think I got over the ick factor enough to just see this as a pretty good answer to this.
You’re wrong, this is obviously a reference to Shakespeare’s Taming of the Shrew. In act 2, Scene 1 Petruchio says to Katherine: “Who knows where a wasp does wear his sting - In his tail.” After a back and forth Petruchio says: “What, with my tongue in your tail! Nay, come again, Good Kate, I am a gentleman.” This comic clearly swaps the roles of Petruchio and Katherine to say something very profound about our society, definitely not a dumb horny comic
I’m not sure how I missed this. It’s so obvious when you think about it!
I’m pretty sure the implied “punchline” is that he pisses in her mouth at home, so they would do it in public so that he gets experience pissing away from home.
It doesn’t make a lot of sense. I guess a non-horny version of the joke with the same punchline would be if she brought their entire toilet from home and asked him to go in their home toilet out in public?
Yeah that was the takeaway and the ick factor I had initially.
Like if they played up the absurdism and had a joke more than “well now I’m horny, but pretending I’m upset even though I made the joke” I think there could have been something. The whole set up for that… Yeesh.
This post is clearly horny but I don’t know why everyone is saying there’s no punchline. The punchline is that pissing in her mouth in the store is exposure therapy.
This is honestly funnier and more well-paced than like half the comics that get posted here.
Alternative read. They’re into watersports and do this at home. He’s holding it because he wants to wait to get home so he can relieve himself that way. She’s teasing him about being unable to make it home to enjoy it. It’s not actually a matter of being uneasy about public restrooms, just the much more understandable discomfort with that sort of activity in public.
“Exposure therapy” is exposing someone to their fear in a safe space, so idea is she’s representing what he fears (public bathrooms) and the safe space is her mouth in a grocery store.
This literally just reads as a fetish. I don’t get a joke.
Exposure therapy joke: Him exposing himself.
At least that’s how it makes sense to me.
Huh? No implications of this being public. It’s a play turning shyness into something extraordinary intimate. Like someone being afraid of spiders and dangling a giant tarantula in their face.
No implications of this being public
They are at a grocery store.
horny post comics
You understand completely
I think the punchline is, woman type person is willing to be outlandish to make partner feel foolish/awkward with her ways. It’s “women do the darndest things” comedy.
Jesus cannot fuck Christ in the Christian mythology, this would imply on of them is an impostor.
yes he can. his full name is Jesus Fucking Christ In The Handholes And Footholes. We just call him JC Penny because he turns tricks (water into wine, raising the dead) on the cheap
Clearly you haven’t understood the nature of the trinity. Father and son get to fucking and the holy ghost jerks off in the corner.
The holy Trinity is two in the pink, one in the stink.
two in the feet, one in the hands
He could fuck someone else who’s been anointed
ointment on the anointed
Some really oily sex
That’s not what YHWH & Spirit said last night at our sermon.
it took me a second to get it but that’s actually a good joke why are people downvoting you
some people get really angsty when you make fun of their god, but have no problems throwing stones at yours
I don’t get the joke, sooooo.
“Jesus fucking Christ”
Instead of “fucking” being an emphasis word, it’s being interpreted as a verb in a sentence, as in Jesus is fucking Christ.
This is fediverse manifest! What is the charge? Ridiculing a succulent necromancer? Why did you touch my special edition bible? This is the pseudon who touched my bible earlier.
Tell me an incel have draw this comic without telling me.
dude, tell me you don’t know any artists without telling me you don’t know any artists. they draw porny stuff because they got bills to pay.
dude acting like he’s too good to take his clothes off for money if he’s broke.
dude acting like he’s too good to take his clothes off for money if he’s broke.
I would. I’m just pretty sure i wouldn’t make any money.
Bwt sorry if i think that a “piss in my mouth daddy” kind of comics, is a bit biased. At times, I feel embarrassed by my outdated opinions.
really really easy to make money taking your clothes off dude. go to the art school. they like it when you look weird.
Holy shit. All those years doing it for free in the public parks. So many money lost. Thank you bro!
there sure are a lot of horny comics here lately
we’re celebrating a friend coming home
I-is that not why we’re here? 🫣
Definitely the major reason I’m here 🤷
Yeah, it’s a trend on Reddit that’s spreading (see what I did there? Heh, sex). I don’t like it at all. The punchline is either non-existent or just “heh, sex”. Just uninspired stuff. I get why the artists do it, it pays the bills. But I’m not too keen on it.
Sex is funny
I’m fine with horny, but bland is unacceptable.
Oglaf has set such a high bar for being both horney and funny that it’s something of a mount everest for others to climb to their heights.
that it’s something of a mount everest for others to climb
i was expecting this to be the built-up of something else.
Build up with an unsatisfying ending? I’m sure Ivan the Apprentice can relate.
What if it’s both bland and horny?
See above comic.
He ate asparagus for lunch so it’s not bland at all.
*piss
