I presume he means “The Star Wars” if we’re being pedantic
This. This is exactly why people pick the guy in the Star Trek shirt.
Weird. I’ve called it “A New Hope” to differentiate it from the other movies since 1990 or so. At the beginning of the movie, when the words are scrolling, it says, “A New Hope.”
That’s kind of his point. The original release didn’t say that. The rerelease in 1978 did.
The original release didn’t say “A New Hope” in that scrolling text at the beginning of the movie?!?
No, it didn’t because at the time Lucas didn’t expect to make more movies. He did have the basics for a larger story on his head, but the first movie was made as a standalone, telling the middle part of a larger story. If i remember correctly, when the first movie was being made, Lucas hadn’t even decided that Vader would be Luke’s father. He thought of that after the movie’s success and when it became clear it would become a series.
Edit: To finish the story - the title credits for the first movie were added later, after the original release, when it was clear that more movies would come out and that each one would need its own title. But before all of that, the first movie was simply titled “Star Wars”
Also Luke was “Starkiller” for most of the length of the development of the movie.
The scene where Luke rescues Leia from the jail, they filmed it with him being called “Luke Starkiller”. Here’s Mark Hamill himself telling the story.
https://youtube.com/shorts/w3pvz7rM48Y
Also, don’t you mean before that, titled “The Star Wars”? (I honestly don’t know, but didn’t someone earlier say the original had “the” in the title?) (Edit oh yeah there is a comment saying that but it’s another thread on this same post, dk about the veracity)
Here’s $5. Go watch a Star War.
The War of the Star!
And the rebellion were the actual true terrorists.
Their “alliance” with the ewoks during the battle of endor definitely broke the prime directive.
OK grandpa, let’s get you to bed. I’ll put on some Star Trek for you.
I finally found the original, un-fucked with Star Wars without all the Lucas edits and CGI. So much better than the crap they messed with.
Look into 4k77 and 4k83 for new hope and return of the Jedi. Idk if 4k80 is done yet for empire. Harmy’s despecialized versions are good too.
What’s this? An edited down version of the revised OG trilogy?
4k77 + the Biggs deleted scenes 🤍
If the scrawl says “episode IV” it was already fucked with.
Star Wars mananaged to have each movie retcon something, including the first one. ;)
There is only one Star Wars movie. The rest is fanfiction.
Yes
Idk why they called it Christmas “special”, since it’s a single movie-
There is only one Star Wars movie.
It’s Caravan of Courage, right?
I called it, “The first movie, Episode 4” to a Gen Z and they were very confused.
Yeah I’m old enough to have seen it in the theater when it first came out.
So did you?
I mean I was only 7 at the time but I did see it.
Nub jub
Agh! Get behind me satan!
Those of us who saw it in the theater in 1977 all agree.
I saw it years later when it was released on HBO in 1983 and I agree.
I was so young, my mom took me there
Same. We made popcorn at home and brought it to the theater in paper shopping bags. We had to wait in an insanely long line. The film broke during the trash compaction scene and we had to just sit there for ten minutes until they fixed it.
Dude same. Your mom was awesome.
Han shot first.
No! And the reason I say no is because Greedo didn’t shoot at all! In some versions they both shoot and in some Han shoots first and in some second. In the one I grew up with (VHS box set, face edition) he is the only one to shoot.
The arizona ranger did
With the big iron on his hip?
And he was so full of shit when talking about the Kessel run.
Han: “I did the Kessel run in under 12 parsecs. smug grin”
Luke: “Isn’t a parsec a unit of distance, not time?”
Han: “Shut up, kid.”
I always interpreted this as him using shortcuts through dangerous areas.
It was so dumb that they tried to justify that comment on the Solo movie.
There was a lot of dumb shit in that Solo movie.
Chewwie never gets tired of hearing about that one.
Yeah, no. That green fucker never even had a chance to pull his trigger. Han capped him in the coldest of blood then sauntered out with less bothers than Winnie-the-Pooh with a tummy full of hunny.
God forbid a character start out as an asshole so he has room for character growth.
What I hate so much about the modern versions is that not only do they try to make him not a bad guy, but they out that stupid scene with Jabba in right after it. Narratively it serves the same purpose as the previous scene and the dialogue is nearly identical. Plus it really cheapens how big of a threat Jabba should be. Han steps on him. Jabba was throwing people into a pit just for shits and giggles. Why would he let someone step on him? Some scenes really should stay deleted.
I wouldn’t call that being an asshole.
Han shot
first.FTFY
Only Han shot.
Scalzi based as usual

Stargate: Universe S1E6 “Water”
I would not look to characters from SG:U for a healthy outlook on anything.















