When I was younger I used to think a drug addict was someone who did drugs in their attic. I always thought it was strange that people had to go up in their attics to do drugs
Well… he’s not wrong.
He’s not correct, either; he’s just less wrong than he’s correct.
(When they learned the meaning they didn’t stop saying it like that tho.)
When I was still in junior school, our team lost badly at football. I went home and told my parents we were well and truly buggered. (That’s what Jamie had said and I thought it sounded appropriately drastic.) Mum gasped and sternly said my name, and Dad sternly said that I shouldn’t use that word. I asked why not. Very patiently, he explained to me what it meant. I was a little taken aback and did indeed stop using that word.
In all fairness, it the British peoples’ fault for coming up with goofy names for non goofy matters.
May apologise on behalf of my people. I shall endeavour to only call it rectal intercourse from now on.
I don’t get it, what does it mean? Well and truly buggered sounds very polite to me.
Anal intercourse (usually between human and animal)
Wow, TIL…
I thought it just meant “bothered”…
I don’t think the animal bit is right.
What?! Dad didn’t mention animals, just “some men”.
That’s why I said usually.
I think in British English buggered literally means to have received anal intercourse and figuratively means for everything to have gone wrong for you. Synonym for shafted.
I’ve never heard it used in reference to sexual crimes against animals, so I don’t think “usually” is right.
I am very curious what exactly their dad was yelling at that moment.
HAHA
Probably not far from what actually happened to the O’s
Huh? It seems like “we got obliterated out there” would mean the same thing in that situation, not sure why that would tip the poster off as to what sodomize actually means.
I think it was the dad yelling, presumably telling the kid they shouldn’t say his favourite team got fucked in the ass, that tipped the kid off to the meaning.
OK, I completely misread the post. I somehow read that the father yelled that…
At 9 years old I excelled in English. My teacher gave me the extension task of finding 10 words to add to a spelling list every week. Part of it was using the word in a sentence.
I misremembered the word ‘substitute’ one week, and my sentence for the word I chose instead became “Contact lenses are used as a prostitute for glasses.”
Somehow I was still allowed to continue the extension tasks after that.
I thought it was “Sodom and Gamera” for way too long. Imagine some giant, fire-breathing turtle out there getting attacked by God for being too sinful or whatever
Turtles aren’t supposed to have jets! That ain’t natural!
I mean, there’s no proof the fire that destroyed the cities wasn’t raining down from a kaiju. The only witness was Lot’s wife and she wasn’t saying much afterwards
You ain’t wrong kid
Still works
How bad did they lose?
O’s have been swept in their last 3 playoff appearances iirc.
When I was like 5, I mixed up spectacles with testicles.
‘I can’t do the test today teacher, I forgot my testicles at home’
Had a teacher who would say “quiz-ee” instead of “quiz”. He stopped the day he said “test-ee”.
Edit: As a bonus, he taught Biology…
Spectacles, testicles, wallet, watch.
But wallet (if I had one) would be same side as watch…
Am I banished to heck?
For some reason when I was a kid I thought Spanish and Chinese were somehow related.
Chinish Spanese
Sometimes, they are 🤷🏻
(Specific Spanish and Chinese people, I mean)
When I was 10ish I mixed up organisms with orgasms. Talking to my adult brother-in-law and sister “there are a lot of weird orgasms in this level.” Contra.
Wow, you really like Contra.
Yeah, but in a weird way
I had a friend, we were like 12, who was quizzing our biology teacher and eventually she asked him what the biggest orgasm was instead of organism.
Damn, they really raped us in the ass out there huh?
Our assholes got obliterated
