That’s called addiction.
Man, I’m a fucking trend setter.
Throw in a couple of beers and that’s a perfect day.
You fucking psycho.
Think of how many times you’ll need to get out of bed to piss.
(This comment brought to you by shots of vodka)
Back in my day, we just rotted in bed ruminating on negative thoughts. We didn’t have no memes, except what was in our imaginations!
We imagined our own memes, and we liked it.
You call it “imagining memes”; I call it “fantasizing while masturbating”
We are probably the same
Did you though?
Shower thoughts are imagined memes.
Yes, but did you actually like them?
I had my Gameboy with the little swivel light.
I think so. Dignified Boomers and Gen Xers perhaps “armchair rot” so as to mitigate back problems.
Kids the days… are entirely relatable.
I do that every day. For 5-7 hours. I call it “sleeping”. Scientists call that the same.
Sleeping…with a phone?
It’s called sleep scrolling, get on with the times.
Yes, I keep it nearby.
Nearby is one thing, but “bed rotting” involves lying in bed staring at your phone, typically mindlessly consuming media of some sort, and not getting up or sleeping. The post is ambiguous though, so if you were deliberately musunderstanding, then I apologise for misunderstanding your misunderstanding!
Nah, I’m officerotting. Probably the only thing I’ve managed to do so far today is contribute to Lemmy network effect :P
My life in Infosec. It’s super boring until suddenly it’s not.
This is why I play Nethack.
Turn-based. Fully interruptible.
ASCII-based. Fully playable in an 80x24 ssh tty that nobody will notice and take approximately no bandwidth.
Oh, no one else at work cares. The CSIO will come up with excuses for us to bring up a gaming console to “test firewall access”
That Genz dude is so pathetic!
Yes we did it before, but with a cool name we do it more!
I used to do it with a PC next to my bed. Scroll-wheel mouse was the tits.
Isn’t that what they referred to as couch potatoes in boomer time?
Pretty much. Same shit, different corn.
I remember when social media was going to brain-rot the kids, it ended up brain-rotting the boomers.
This is going to be the same, this is the braindead for the boomers.
I hate to tell you, but there are plenty of brain-rotted kids out there too. It’ll get anyone that spends long enough online.
Social media addiction is plenty real, pretty sure I’ve got at least a mild case of it - which is why I try to limit how long I spend here and other sites.
Comments like this are always a good reminder to get off Lemmy and do stuff I actually like
Isn’t this just called having a lazy morning?
Like you wake up but don’t feel like getting up yet, so you play about with your phone for a bit?
As long as you’re not doing that for ages every single day, I’d say it’s fairly normal behaviour. Sometimes you just need a bit to slouch you know.
I just go back to sleep lol. If I’m too lazy to get up, I’m usually too lazy to go on my phone.
No, they will get up and then go back to lay on their bed and scroll for hours
I’m pretty sure they are talking about doing this all day. It’s just a new name for major depressive disorder.
Oooooo I have that one!
That’s the !myalgicencephalomyelitis@lemmy.blahaj.zone lifestyle!
