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Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 13 hours ago

Well that's a review

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Well that's a review

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Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 13 hours ago
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  • edgemaster72@lemmy.world
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    So what’d she do with the old one? Asking for a friend.

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    • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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      I don’t remember ordering this vagina with sausage!

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  • 🦄🦄🦄@feddit.org
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    Gender affirming care for cis people seems to be accepted way more easily.

    • Onomatopoeia@lemmy.cafe
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      Hahahahahaja

      No, no, this isn’t “accepted”, she has money.

      • CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social
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        I mean, it accepted in the sense that entire governments aren’t trying to forbid her from using public bathrooms over it.

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    Are you sure it just doesn’t need oiling?

    • blarghly@lemmy.world
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      This is actually a common misconception - you shouldn’t use oil to lubricate, but instead, a dry silicone-based lubricant

    • nonentity@sh.itjust.works
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      Sounds like the procedure hid her grease nipple.

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    I didn’t know you could actually reupholster a pussy

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    And they say journalism is dead

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    I don’t know who this person is but now I will be able to identify her in public.

  • Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    11 hours ago

    “you could sharpen a pencil with this bad boy”

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    12 hours ago

    Dick guillotine

    • Warl0k3@lemmy.world
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      Attorney at cock law.

      • Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club
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        Needs a subsidiary/another spinoff

        Also … wiki/Low_Cocklaw … ?

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        Cock law in this country isn’t governed by reason

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    Ok I didn’t know this lady even existed, and I don’t know if I want to search what makes her renowned other than her surgery

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      Elizabeth Jane Cundy (née Miller; born 2 May 1968) is an English socialite, TV personality and former wife of footballer Jason Cundy.

    • 🍉 Albert 🍉@lemmy.world
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      just read the title, she put a squeaker in the vagina

      • Lawnman23@piefed.social
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        Does it make her vag go “whoo whoo!”?

        • 🍉 Albert 🍉@lemmy.world
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          I want a vagina that plays the DuckTales theme song

          • Mac@mander.xyz
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            I want a vagina that plays the intro to Toto’s Africa when i spready my legs.

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              hopefully medical science figures it out. meanwhile, how hard would be to make wireless earbuds into piercings so your vagina can have music. Subwoofer buttplug recommended

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      She’s a British TV “personality” and former WAG

      So yeah, nowt flash

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    Well good for her, this is much better than those news articles where it’s just “Rhianna wears a dress”

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      right like at least she put in the actual conscious effort to say something shocking

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        Hey, I can see her being genuinely happy about this and wanting to share with everyone. If I did something that made sex 10x better I’d probably be excited about it too.

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    That face still needs work tho.

    • Lux (she/her)@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      That’s not very nice

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    Actual Audio

  • BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today
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    Prove it.

    • 🍉 Albert 🍉@lemmy.world
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      hanging out with her is like that SpongeBob episode with the rubber boots

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    As a man, I kind of get it. I used to wear corduroy pants.

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