Um… has this series jumped the shark yet?
Back in 2016, if not before.
This gonna be the real “jumping the shark” moment.
That was right after the peak of Happy Days, that was when it got so ridiculous that it was undeniably a shadow of it’s former self.
Just like how they thought Fonzi jumping a shark would be cool, they think this will be cool.
But they’re gonna fuck it up, and it’s gonna be a cringe fest.
As disappointing as it is, this will have a significant effect right before midterms.
Some of them are going to jump the shank. That’ll hurt more than a rubber shark.
I hate that our country is run by the dumbest people and they’re also massive douche bags.
Run for office! I finally know someone who decided they’d had enough and are just going for it.
here’s the problem with that… the salary for most offices is abysmally small. Like, poverty line. So, who can afford to run for office? People who already have wealth and a safe income. You can’t just quit your job to run for local office when it pays $15K yearly.
I mean, I get it, Steven Seagal isn’t available because he’s playing grab-ass with Jcvd in Russia.
You make due with with what you got.
Patel is the kind of guest Rogan would have and be called a genius
Patel is the kind of guest that did go on Rogan and completely contradict everything he said before he was elected to public office 🤪
Appointed
thank you i am a stupid american
Lots of FBI agents gonna get their balls kicked in.
I’m surprisingly okay with that.
(Groin shots in UFC are illegal so they tend not to defend against them as well as one should in actual combat. This is the difference between combat sports and life-and-death combat.)
😂
Gonna feel like make a wish foundation at those trainings.
There are subsets of BJJ created specifically to help law enforcement subdue and cuff a suspect. But that’s not what MMA fighters know. It’s substantially different.
Oh, please please please please drop your gun and go fisticuffs with me thinking you’re some kind of tough guy. I fucking dare you.
I wouldn’t want to get anywhere close to you. I’ve seen the kind of knives you buy. You’ll be throwing out more blades than Gilgamesh.
Is that a Fate/ series ref in the wild?
Perhaps… mongrel.
Kash Patel is a UFC fanboy.
Just like everyone else on the admin payroll, he is just using the position as his personal entertainment budget and holiday fund
Next he’ll pay George Lucas to come visit him to “advise on Star Wars defence systems” while he gets his collectibles signed.
It’s fucking wild that right after attacking the largest support of global terrorism, they’re holding this event at the WH and you know security will be a shitshow.
I’ll be shocked if it’s not attacked
Largest supporter? I would have thought that was Saudi. Most of the groups US were fighting or dealing with originated from strict Sunni groups. Iran was working against many of those groups.
If you want anyone to give you the benefit of the doubt that you’re authentically asking questions, you really need to switch off one of the largest troll instances.
right after attacking the largest support of global terrorism
We shot ourselves? Surely that was by accident.
…and how about the soccer world cqp this Summer?
I’m kind of hoping the rest of the world wakes up and realizes that sending teams to the US to compete right now us just as bad as sending teams to Russia. The world should boycott it, and let the US claim its trophy after the Saudis field the only other team.
and the cherry on top would be FIFA losing their pants on this WC after boot licking the rapist pedophile so hard
All we need is one Secret Service agent or Marine guard with a conscience and nothing to lose.
Don’t give me hope bro I’m a recovering optimist.
That’s already happened. Ronald Reagan was a big fan of SciFi and created a think tank of SciFi authors to advise him on potential threats of the future.
Taxpayer money going to the UFC, historic opportunity to waste a bunch of fucking money, assholes.
So are the bad guys also supposed to attend this training as well so everyone’s on the same page? Like, what do they do with the other person has a gun, or is actually fighting to win rather than to be entertaining.
Might as well get Hugh Laurie to teach medical students.
Fucking banchode.
Is this some sort of mog or jestergoon?
Train them to… what? Get their shins instantly broken by someone with capped boots and realise real fights don’t have rules like UFC does? Cops have guns and tasers and stuff because they’ve already learned this won’t work.
“Oh no when I put one guy in a guillotine choke his three buddies left boot imprints in my skull who could have seen that coming except everyone???”
