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4 Panel Comic
Panel 1: Spider biting a hand
Panel 2: Hand in the Spider-Man pose shooting web from their wrist
Panel 3: Dog biting a hand
Panel 4: Arm getting a rabies vaccine shot
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Right hand, left arm? I thought this injection was applied locally
Nope. In fact, the injection used to go in your abdomen, and you had to get a bunch of them.
Rabies man Rabies man Does whatever The rabies can
Rabies man arch nemesis is just a glass of water!
About the spiderman lore: did you ever think about, where the spinneret is located in the spider’s body? Hint: It’s not the wrist.
The Fairly Odd Parents brought this up.
So did The Tick.
And Cyanide & Happiness
I think that was my source.
In panel four, they are injecting the patient with “anti-dog-powers serum”, which prevents you from developing dog-themed superpowers after being bitten by a radioactive dog.
Foaming mouth, fear of water, aggression and cramps
Oof ouch my bones.
It clearly wasn’t a radioactive dog.
Yeah it didn’t have crazy colors or wasn’t glowing
Getting bit by a radioactive domesticated dog leads to having the power to sing castrato when your testicles suddenly disappear.
One of my favorite scenes in Spider-Man No Way home was the three Spider-Mans (the correct pluralization because ‘Spider-Man’ is a title, not an object) talking about how Tobey Maguire’s Spider-Man’s web-goo shoots out of him, while Andrew Garfield and Tom Holland are totally grossed out by that while trying to be like, “oh, no man… that’s totally cool we’re just ‘interested’” trying to be supportive in a heartfelt way.
And how Andrew Garfield was kind of interested in a creepy way, and Tom Holland was more depressed because he has to hustle himself out to a rich techno daddy to afford to keep make his.
NYC can be a rough place
How do you live without an air purifier?
Wide open windows
Seriously, a valid question. And without great airflow, I would probably have choked to death.
Seriously. Wide open windows.
…won’t that let the smog in?
Smog? What smog?
Do you watch NewsMax or something?
Cmon, it’s a massive fucking city!
To be fair, I live in a small, green town.
NYC is one of the greenest cities on earth. Its entire public transit system is electric. traffic in Manhattan is limited and regulated. It’s almost entirely livery traffic now, primarily electric.
Whales and dolphins are regularly spotted in the Hudson River now.
The air quality index in New York right now is 32 (midday, it jumps into the 40s at night), which is the same as it is today in Denver.
London has an AQI of 2
Moscow? They just stopped measuring it, thanks to the Ukraine drone attacks.
That is insane and awesome, we had like AQI 140 here sometimes. It’s mostly 50-60.
the correct pluralization because ‘Spider-Man’ is a title, not an object
It’s not a title, it’s his name. Pete Spiderman.
“incorrect”
– Bruce Batmen
I do think “three Spiders-man” sounds better
No it’s like the plural of “Attorney General” is “Attorneys General” so it’s Spiders-Man or Spiders-Men
Peak comedy I guess.
Those are really stretchy shorts
Now she’s got to avoid ducks.
I didn’t get it until I read the transcript. I thought that the second panel was a jab with barbed wire (tetanus risk) and that the joke was basically “if your body is punctured, be sure to treat it by puncturing your body”.
I actually think I find that reading more fun than the intended one.
I didn’t think it was a joke at all. Just like, if these things happen, do get the medicine you need.
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