I thought the white monsters were the gay ones though.
Oh shit I love white monsters , am I gay?
Depends. How do you feel about rollerblades?
They’re fabulous!
One of us! One of us! 🌈
It can’t hurt to try it out.
Welp, guess I better go tell my wife
No need - she told me last night that she already knows
Oh that’s a relief! …. Wait
Is Loona considered a monster?
that was just my name in college
Sorry, couldn’t locate a pic of a white monster in a frying pan on short notice!
It’s fine. We’ll just deduct that from your wages for today. Make sure it doesn’t happen again please.
At least I still have my gayges…
Guess I have to do it myself like every fucking thing around this goddamned place.
your username is aggressive to say the least so I’m glad the energy you are bringing matches that
Clutch!
Its like youre summoning a succubro.
I like how it appears that you’ve just chucked everything into an inferno, which is exactly correct.
Yeah it’s called cooking try it sometime.
“Cooks” with propane, blows face off
Taste the meat not the heat.
…mom?
Wait I’ve been drinking gay juice?!?
Are you casually admitting to appropriating gay culture?
I’m sorry I didn’t know!
Ignorance isn’t a defense it just makes you look ignorant.
How did you get in my kitchen???
Making it easy to recycle by removing the inner plastic from the metal and drinking it, to help a little with the excess plastic waste?
Nice.
My favorite sandwich is a bacon lettuce and tomato sandwich with guacamole. I call it a LGBT.
You forgot the quinoa.
Quinoa sounds awful on a sandwich, it’s gonna be all over the floor. Why not queso?
Because I’m not as smart as I hoped I would be by now. How’s it feel conversing with internet strangers who are too dumb to decide whether quinoa or queso would go better on a sandwich? Huh, mister smart guy? Not so tuff now that I’m asking the hard questions are you?
I am pretty hard now that you’re asking the tuff questions, if that counts.
I may have walked into that one, but I have to commend you for your witty ribaldry. Shakespeare would approve.
As long as he’s shaking his speare
The last time I was hanging out on Lemmy eating a fresh LGBTQ+ and had some of that white gooey Q running from the corner of my mouth into my beard, I had like 3 little sysadmins follow me home. Then my wife gets all weird and comes outside to shoo them away with a broom, yelling about how we already use Linux. And I’m like girl don’t be so hasty to run them off – see if you can borrow some of those thigh-high stockings first!
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QUESO
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no es un comida completa sin queso
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Give it some hot sauce for the +
Question: can I still eat skittles if I separate them first by color, so I don’t accidentally taste the rainbow?
All the gay people I know eat the same kinds of foods I do. Uh oh.
They probably drink water too!
Yes, but do they breathe air??
We also eat cock. If you eat dick, you might be gay. Like, a small chance.
Or British. Which, in a thread about appropriating food, spotted dick makes me giggle even more.
I love to dive into a muffin!
ratatouille two confirmed
soooo…is rainbow sherbet safe?
Only if you eat it in the closet
Dammit, I already bought a chicken top pie.
I’ll still let it be in my mouth.
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We have traditional foods?
Contrary to what is thought where I grew up I’m gay because I want to eat pussy not because I eat tofu
Want to naked snuggle a tofu lady now ngl
Polla asado
So no more morning bannas in my ass 😞
If you go down on the banana afterwards it cancels out the gay.
Don’t worry, I’m only eating like a poor, gay person. Who, as a human being, is remarkable similar to me…
No more muffellata munching for me
kfc has quesadillas?
In some places there are combo-stores of the big Yum Food brands…KFC, TacoBell, Pizza Hut. Usually just 2.
These are increasingly rare but the off-menu combination of items you can order is insane.
You want a popcorn chicken cheesy gordita crunch?
I’m at the Pizza Hut.
I’m at the Taco Bell
On Jamaica Ave?
Sadly they are getting rarer and rarer, which sucks because KFC by itself can be hit or miss and sometimes you want a side of mashed potatoes and gravy with your chicken quesadilla. Luckily there is still a Kentucky Fried Bell relatively neare over in highland, the Long Johns Chicken that’s actually in my city sucks ass though.
You’d be interested in a YouTube channel called the studio revue /sam reid
The only ones I found wouldn’t do anything off-menu :'(
Maybe it’s from a kfc/taco bell
It’s pronounced “chicken bell”.
Boobs.
Where?
Everywhere! Seems like half of everyone’s got them!
Idk all I do know is I want 2 of those
What the fuck is a queer food? I’m queer are bagel bites a queer food?
It’s just humorous rage bait.
Yeah It’s called playing into it my guy
No, but bagels are a lesbian food
It is known
It depends on your gender identity - if you’re a man, bananas are queer, but for women, they’re straight. Anything that non-binary people eat is queer. HTH!
I remember when quiche was considered gay food, ahh the old days
Quiche then: “What are you, some kinda homo? Gaaaaaaaay!”
Quiche now: “Bro, look, I meal prepped my breakfast for the week. Protien bro!”
